The father in law asks me.."Hey Phil, can you call Diat the dog?"

"Sure Por". I squat down, click my fingers, and whistle.."Whoot, whoot, here boy, come here Diat" Click, click.

Por is laughing himself silly, the dog is giving me a stupid look. "Ok Por, show me how". He lets out a bizarre "Eh, eh, eh". Diat comes running, along with 4 of his mates.

"Do you know what sound a dog makes?" asks Por. "Sure" I reply, "woof. woof' or "bark, bark". No, wrong. Apparently a dog goes "ho,ho,ho,ho"

And a rooster? No "cock a doodle doo" in Thailand. They wake you up with "ek, ek, ek, eky, eeeeek"

A Monkey? "diiet, diiet, diiet".

I'm sure there are many more...

Not to sure about the Thais ... but we Aussies have a unique mating call ...

Either that ... or ... 'Your shout, cute ass'

We are such Diplomats ...

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Don't know about many animals but the wife always answers to,

Hey thicko.......come here.

She always comes to me..................

Costas what sort of noise do your Badgers make?

FILs roosters have a different sound to western chooks. They make a cock a doodle d sound withe the last dooo very short compared to Oz chooks. Don't know why ?

Apparently our frogs say goap goap goap

and pigs say oot oot

I played Old McDonald had a farm in a class before and the noises the kids were using were the weirdest I had ever heard. I was like, "What the heck is that animal"! Very different ideas about animals sounds compared to back home.

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I played Old McDonald had a farm in a class before and the noises the kids were using were the weirdest I had ever heard. I was like, "What the heck is that animal"! Very different ideas about animals sounds compared to back home.

Old McDonald in Thai would be funny. I never thought about that.

With a ho ho here, and a goap goap there.

Here a diiet, there an oot

Everywhere an et et....

this huge cock at the taxi motorbike stand, came up to me, (very cocky like, obviously a cock fighting champ) and busts out a "akey akey ake"

I was like <deleted> !?!?! thats whack as heck mate!