shaggy851 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 When on holiday with my ex girlfriend in chiang mai, were walking back to the hotel and these Aussie guys were just being loud and obnoxious and one guy walking by is rubbing his crotch while looking at her. She just goes "Crabs, right?" Made him look like a tool in front of all his mates. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherOneAmerican Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 When on holiday with my ex girlfriend in chiang mai, were walking back to the hotel and these Aussie guys were just being loud and obnoxious and one guy walking by is rubbing his crotch while looking at her. She just goes "Crabs, right?" Made him look like a tool in front of all his mates. Not 'Clabs light'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy851 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 When on holiday with my ex girlfriend in chiang mai, were walking back to the hotel and these Aussie guys were just being loud and obnoxious and one guy walking by is rubbing his crotch while looking at her. She just goes "Crabs, right?" Made him look like a tool in front of all his mates. Not 'Clabs light'? Haha nah, She pronounced that one pretty well Put him in his place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherOneAmerican Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 My gf puzzled me for a long time, always looking for her 'bar clothes'. I was beginning to think she had an evening job. Took me ages to work out that she meant 'bra'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
German Viking Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 I ask her where are you going ? and she replys ' I am going for erection (election} ' What are you eating and she says ' I am eating lice (rice) ' Not only your wife, the whole country is eating lice Your are wrong all the Khmer in Thailand over 1 Million speaking a very proper "R" they are used to. ...if you leplied seliously to such a post no ploblem I am wlong, lule number one never contledict a Viking So apologise to the 1 million Khmers...and the few other millions Thais also capable of prononcing the R properly Pfffff My post was not meant to serious, but I like the truth and stick to facts. Recommandation: (contradict) better use more simple words it's easier, also for me. I'm in a way old fashion(Dinosaur), maybe I have to apologize for this Carpe Diem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teatree Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 A girl I knew was preparing to study in Canada and I was telling her what to expect. One of the things I mentioned was longer days in the summer. Her response was 'you mean like 25 hours or something?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 We were in Chiang Mai for a vacation. There was a guy air-brushing T-shirts on the sidewalk. He had lived in the States a long time, and spoke English well. My wife and I were hungry and looking for a place to eat. The artist was air-brushing a taco. At first glance, just an ordinary taco, like the ones I have fixed for my wife. But having lived in the States, on closer examination, this artist had included some, uh, embellishments. To break the ice, my wife told him he did beautiful work. He smiled. Then she said, "So, you probably know a good place to eat?" The poor guy almost fell off his stool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhuketAmerican Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 In the middle of a crowd of various farangs on Phi Phi island my otherwise well spoken girlfriend blurts out: "Honey you can buy paper to my pussy? Blood come" .... still working on polite language. Also hit the steering wheel one time and said "Boooonng Sheesh".... she meant "Bullshit!" from hearing my road rage before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 In the middle of a crowd of various farangs on Phi Phi island my otherwise well spoken girlfriend blurts out: "Honey you can buy paper to my pussy? Blood come" .... still working on polite language. Also hit the steering wheel one time and said "Boooonng Sheesh".... she meant "Bullshit!" from hearing my road rage before. I could have lived without hearing that first story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlover Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 We're going to a family wedding shortly, so wifey decided to teach me how to Wa properly so as not to cause any embarrassment. It went like this: Put your hands together like you are praying. Make a shape like a lotus flower with them. (So far, so good) Bring your hands up under your chin and then put your fingers up your nose. That should impress them! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksam Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Taking gf to Melbourne soon. Told her it summer there so nice and warm. Right now on TV she sees melb temp 20 degrees. She complains <deleted>. You tell me summer there now.I say ...yes one day 20 next day can be 34.She say ......not possible, no bulls.. T me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socksy01 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 My Thai stepson and his Thai girlfriend who lives in Holland were here on holiday last year when they overheard a conversation between a Thai lady and her foreign boyfriend/husband at a market when she asked the bloke "Do you eat feet"? (fish). My stepson and his girl were pissing themselves laughing at her misdemeanour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheWizardofRnR Posted December 18, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2014 She told me not to criticize her judgement , while she was picking out something that just made no sense and I told her so . I asked her why I should not , she just smiled and said , look who I pick to fall in love with ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuiRes Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 We sadly lost a friend recently and his wife talking to my wife said "He work too hard". In relating this to me she added "You not work hard". Apparently this was meant as an instruction not a statement! I think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADDAT Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 We were in Chiang Mai for a vacation. There was a guy air-brushing T-shirts on the sidewalk. He had lived in the States a long time, and spoke English well. My wife and I were hungry and looking for a place to eat. The artist was air-brushing a taco. At first glance, just an ordinary taco, like the ones I have fixed for my wife. But having lived in the States, on closer examination, this artist had included some, uh, embellishments. To break the ice, my wife told him he did beautiful work. He smiled. Then she said, "So, you probably know a good place to eat?" The poor guy almost fell off his stool. Does anyone understand this story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waza46 Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) Yes Google hairy taco and it will become clear! Edited December 19, 2014 by waza46 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Not my wife but at work we had a guy over from the US for a week. At lunch one of ladies asked him to show her his big c0ck as she wanted to buy her Husband a big c0ck. She then pointed to his wrist... Oh big clock/watch. He is now known at the guy with the big clock. Sent from my c64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 ..that I could go have a short time girl when she was on her period.. you did say funnest? oh funniest.. I'll give that a thought.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 "Why you smoke?" When she first came to Canada she was surprised that the air coming out of my mouth looked like smoke - it was 2 degrees Celsius.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyHead Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) Her: "So Christmas is New Year for farang?" Me: "No dear" Her: "Oh, i think New Year." Me: "Sigh" Edited December 25, 2014 by EmptyHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Well....the other day I used our downstairs bathroom and unfortunately she went in to use it right away....out she marches and comes back with cleaning brush and cleaners and air freshener....."you make a bomb in toilet".... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I'm leaving. Probably already been said a dozen times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTee Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Stinky rice. Sticky rice & Mango is always called Stinky Rice. I've tried many times to explain the difference between sticky and stinky.. still we have stinky rice.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) This from a Thai woman the other day really tickled my funny bone. She: Why'd you get divorced? He: I couldn't trust her. She: That's no reason to get a divorce. My husband doesn't trust me one bit, and we've been married 25 years! Edited January 12, 2018 by Gecko123 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 "I'll pay you back" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 On 12/14/2014 at 3:27 AM, HeijoshinCool said: We were in Chiang Mai for a vacation. There was a guy air-brushing T-shirts on the sidewalk. He had lived in the States a long time, and spoke English well. My wife and I were hungry and looking for a place to eat. The artist was air-brushing a taco. At first glance, just an ordinary taco, like the ones I have fixed for my wife. But having lived in the States, on closer examination, this artist had included some, uh, embellishments. To break the ice, my wife told him he did beautiful work. He smiled. Then she said, "So, you probably know a good place to eat?" The poor guy almost fell off his stool. ...and from memory too, must have been an unforgettable taco. this story made me hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 we were in a macdonalds in Abu Dhabi and my wife orders the kids meal...'why do you do that darling?' 'because I want special gift' (the kids meal came with a toy included)... and we sat with our food and she fished out the toy...it was a wind up monkey holding a string with a ball attached that twirled...and wound it up and then watched as it twirled with the delight of a child...she was 32 years old... and I began to weep wondering how I was so blessed...but I hid my tears so as not to distract her... later she almost singlehandedly turned our unfinished shell of a shophouse into a mansion while I was away at work...demonstrating a formidable ability in design and construction supervision... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puwa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 On 12/10/2014 at 9:14 PM, Gecko123 said: During my first year of teaching, whenever I took attendance this one heavy-set mischievous 7th grade girl would call out in an unusually loud voice, "I here!" It wasn't almost till the end of the year that it dawned on me that she was actually making a play on words, and shouting out the obscenity, "Ai hia!" 3 Yeah, she wasn't just "shouting out the obscenity," she was calling you a "f*cking as*hole" to your face and the other kids were laughing about it. There's no doubt about this, given that it is her reply to your calling her name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaanbanhou Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 mine told me she likes to put money sideways. she meant aside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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