My quick ones

The white collar Thai's maxing their credit cards in Emporium or glued to their iPhone 5 on the BTS.

Chinese Thai's(thai chinese?) who run BK, maxing their SD cards with selfies in Audrey.

More often than not drunk Russians in Pattaya with no sense of personal space at all.

Old guard throwback Sukhumvit farangs, dying a slow death in the small number of bars still left.

The Phuket farangs with a hidden past, behaving like plantation owners, because they can.

The fact that Thai's smile alot but really don't give a shit about us.

"The fact that Thai's smile alot but really don't give a shit about us."

My wife does.....and that is more than enough for me.

Could apathetic smiling tarts glued to their iPhones in throwback Sukhumvit bars loaded with ageing, drunken Russian-farangs be classed as a quick one?

I know pattaya so well i can pretty much get close to dividing each person into a demographic.

How about,'bright eyed backpackers,staggering under their overloaded packs,clutching copies of lonely planet,whilst trying desperatly to look like seasoned travelers.