oneday Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Keep the pressure down to avoid involuntary enemas, and yes, it's far, far cleaner than smearing the carp all around with paper. I couldn't agree more. Keep the head of the spray nozzle about 3-4 inches away from your butt. The spray is directed downward into the toilet and so that is where it all goes. Yes, of course, there will be a little bit of water splashed onto the edges of the toilet seat, but I've never seen any fecal matter sprayed onto the seat. I have zero doubt my butt comes out much, much cleaner that it every did with toilet paper. I want one in my home in the US when I return. They are fantastic. I also use this sprayer to clean up the floor or the whole bathroom for that matter (small bathroom), given that Thailand loves to have drains in their bathroom floors to facilitate this very thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jspill Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I wonder if there are Thai language forum threads along the lines of 'my Buddha, just arrived in farangland and they use paper to smear the kee out of their doot' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anyse Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> So how does it work? You spray your anus without using toilet paper? Do thais use their fingers to "clean" the anus by rubbing or scrubbing? If so, how do they clean their fingers when 90% of the time, there is no soap and no toilet paper in the restroom? Do they just rinse their finger really well? They once outside, they get some sticky rice, form it into a ball, then give it to their hubby to eat? Do Thais even think about the spread of bacteria? Or is it, "mai pen rai", don't think about it? A serious answer first. Yes you spray without using toilet paper, the spray cleans far better than paper and there is no chance of fingers going through the paper. Unlike using paper there is no need to get fingers of hands involved at all, other than holding the spray gun. Most public toilets have at least hand basins and many liquid soap as well. Now we get a little less serious. How do you think the rice gets sticky ? Of course they don't wash their hands but it does however need a combination of bum wiping and nose picking to get the correct consistency. Bon apatite. My the first hygiene for cooking post for 2015. Another record! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbandung Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) It is in case you get thirsty while taking a dump. Make sure you wrap your lips completely around the end and be careful, sometimes the pressure might be a bit strong and you'll spill some. Water is a scarce resource in Thailand. I just figure a satirical post deserves a satirical reply. You understand "mai pen rai" but have remained bum gun ignorant? What exactly did you do when there was no toilet paper? Edited January 2, 2015 by sfbandung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csabo Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 They have started selling them in US hardware stores. The politically correct term is hand-held bidet. So, stop calling them bum guns. Yes. The proper term is a Salad Shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailand49 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you figure out how to do it right. It is cleaner and feel so good. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razer Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Even if your drawers are free of skid marks--please, guys--trace amounts of feces still cling to your dirty underwear, says Charles Gerba, Ph.D., a microbiologist at the University of Arizona. " http://www.nbcnews.com/id/47413381/ns/health-mens_health/t/dirtiest-clean-places-how-clean-them/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 A genuine newcomer to Thailand, welcome and enjoy the delights of Thailand's most famous invention. +1 and don't try to bring this invention back to to "Farang" Land With as many posts as the two of you have, I would have thought you ought to be somewhat informed. The spray bidet is not a Thai invention and it is sold and used in the West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) In expert hands this weapon is used to torpedo Klingons from Uranus, whether they are in stealth mode, or brazenly out in the open. Bum Gun Academy in Pattaya offers courses to certify aspiring solo gunners: from beginner lessons - a team of three (Captain in the hot seat, Weapons Officer, Medic) - to your first solo run. To boldly go where no one should have to go on their own...happy hunting. Edited January 2, 2015 by klauskunkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangmaiRob Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I go full on up the clacker. Daily enema. Great stuff, really cleans the sh1ht out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan653 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) I go full on up the clacker. Daily enema. Great stuff, really cleans the sh1ht out of you. I'm with you there Sirpia, a good squirt up the crack, ckean's out the old colon really well. Just like Mr. Clean.... Clean's like a white tornado! Edited January 2, 2015 by Alan653 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan653 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 It is in case you get thirsty while taking a dump. Make sure you wrap your lips completely around the end and be careful, sometimes the pressure might be a bit strong and you'll spill some. Water is a scarce resource in Thailand. I just figure a satirical post deserves a satirical reply. You understand "mai pen rai" but have remained bum gun ignorant? What exactly did you do when there was no toilet paper? No toilet paper or bum gun? Corn cob's! Lol...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Even if your drawers are free of skid marks--please, guys--trace amounts of feces still cling to your dirty underwear, says Charles Gerba, Ph.D., a microbiologist at the University of Arizona. " Better there than on my fingers... That's what skunties is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhnomKhnom Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Some helps to the correct polite words re the toilet.......... Bowel movement (BM) toilet paper (TP) feces excreta to excrete excrement ordure manure night soil evacuation to evacuate anus human waste hose and sprayer defecate urinate urine and, of course, "number two." Adults use these words in polite situations, others, well................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I have terrible aim with those things. Can never hit it, end up like blasting my nuts, cheeks, gooch, everything except my arse. I find this a great tool at Songkran time...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Mr Dundee had a similar problem when he first traveled to a strange land... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhnomKhnom Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Due to reputed cleaner and more thorough evacuation of the bowels, use of the squat toilet coupled with the hose sprayer may give more thorough cleaning with less residual clinging waste. What troubles me is where my lowered pants can go without getting in the way of the whole process. Also, floors are often really wet, further complicating the process with no pants wall hooks, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Vulgar inflammatory posts have been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman24 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 he he,i went to g/friends condo,i had a realy bad stomach, used her loo, looked around, no paper, but a life saver, there in a plastic bag were tissues used for ,make-up removal no way was i going to touch my ass with my hands, lol !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 An ideal mouthwash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter1882 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 After coming to Thailand many times my sister installed one bought from eBay in her house in London. They use it for cleaning the toilet but on visits I use it as nature intended. But, man, it sure is cold straight from the tap in the UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman24 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 some foreign countries i visited, the sewer system would not take loo paper as the pipe bore was too small in the system and the paper would clog the system (yeah brainy or what) so one put the paper in the bin provided and the maid took care of the bin.even in my condo i have a bum gun,,no need, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 What troubles me is where my lowered pants can go without getting in the way of the whole process. Also, floors are often really wet, further complicating the process with no pants wall hooks, too. Drape your pants over your shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Grunt, squeeze, twerk, rinse, spray and look supremely happy. In that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucifer666 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) The reason the Thai's don't tell you this is because everyone knows already. Edited January 2, 2015 by lucifer666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaurene Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 It is the cleanest way to clean your bum, paper does a 65% clean. I think the site down one that sprays your bum was invented in France. Women also use it to clean their other part after Bum Bum and a Pee.Pee. It also solves the skid marks on your undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazes Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Thailand -- hub of the bum gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidee Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 bad technique i prefer to raise my balls & dick and put the spray between my leggs & go under hitting the bum hole looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 So how does it work? You spray your anus without using toilet paper? Do thais use their fingers to "clean" the anus by rubbing or scrubbing? If so, how do they clean their fingers when 90% of the time, there is no soap and no toilet paper in the restroom? Do they just rinse their finger really well? They once outside, they get some sticky rice, form it into a ball, then give it to their hubby to eat? Do Thais even think about the spread of bacteria? Or is it, "mai pen rai", don't think about it? with sticky rice...sorry couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songlaw Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Keep the pressure down to avoid involuntary enemas, and yes, it's far, far cleaner than smearing the carp all around with paper. "Involuntary enemas..." Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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