Popular Post Gsxrnz Posted January 1, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 1, 2015 Prompted by a few recent threads. Here's a couple of starters. 1 ...you can recognise a ladyboy from 100 paces from the back. 2 ...you miss the bum gun more than your TGF when you go to your home country. 3 ...your own currency looks weird when you go home and you breath a sigh of relief when you get back to the "real" money in LOS. 4...you think the drivers at home are rude, obnoxious, territorial cretins and you can't wait to get back to the saner roads in Thailand 5...??? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 5... I think these posts are interesting and decide to reply to them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 6. This very same topic comes up yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Moved to PUB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 When you quit renting short timers..and finally become monogamous in your early 60's ( or late 50's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 When you quit renting short timers..and finally become monogamous in your early 60's ( or late 50's) I didn't know those two options were mutually exclusive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post daveAustin Posted January 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2015 ... you come across this well worn topic for the umpteenth time but reply anyway. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 When a foreign person talks in thai language ........to him/herself....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canman Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 When it's the 2nd of January and already we have had a sin sod, bum gun and "you know when" thread this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 ...you call other foreigners "farang". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve187 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 when you drive your motorcycle in the gutter facing oncoming traffi, all the time 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ATF Posted January 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2015 You're on Overstay. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Loptr Posted January 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you openly pick your nose in public, but cover your mouth when using a toothpick... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post happydude303 Posted January 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you've forgotten what a Solid crap is like 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you openly pick your nose in public, but cover your mouth when using a toothpick... Guilty!! I'm on holiday at home at the moment and my daughter has commented on both of those behaviours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 When it's the 2nd of January and already we have had a sin sod, bum gun and "you know when" thread this year! That's off topic. Maybe you should start a topic entitled "You know you've been a member of ThaiVisa too long when...." Oh wait, that's been done already as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malt25 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you are home on holidays & you say Khrap at the end of a sentence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post geronimo Posted January 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2015 When you are the one making the footprints on the toilet 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 (edited) When you've forgotten what a Solid crap is like Despite popular belief, Metamucil every day ... or in Thailand Mucilin ... will deliver the solid results you remember as a youth, whether you're currently "loose" or "tight" in that department. And it provides the fiber missing in a steady diet of beer & som tam. Edited January 3, 2015 by Suradit69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 when u start saying SUH-TEAK or SUH-PAIN (instead of steak or spain)... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 when you don't bother to turn your lights on because you can see ok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 when you walk into someone's house and go straight to the fridge to see what's inside! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 when you watch Thai soaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 When you point at things with your lips When you go to the home country and answer the check out girl in Thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 When you are watching a western movie or tv show and you are shocked that people do not remove their shoes before entering a house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 when you walk into someone's house and go straight to the fridge to see what's inside! this has never happened in my place. nor have i ever done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 when you walk into someone's house and go straight to the fridge to see what's inside! this has never happened in my place. nor have i ever done that. I should hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45slap Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 You sit in your room without clothes on and only go out if u have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 You forget your native language!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 You start milking badgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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