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Aussie Joke

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A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.

"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's ok

but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my Ute and is wriggling &

squealing so much I cannot get him out".

The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out, and shoot

the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took

the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No

problem there, but I still can't go on."

"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..

"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the

right front wheel arch.....................You there boss?"

very bloddy funny.. I did not expect that one!

Not at all PC but bloody funny anyway... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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