EmptyHead Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Hello all, Sexually frustrated member here. I feel doomed in my relationship. It has completely lost it's spark in the bedroom. My, otherwise, wonderful partner lacks passion (or maybe i have unrealistic expectations). She never had much passion, but its running out quick these days (we have been together 5 years, have children, and she is in her late 30s) So, i began wondering how often is normal for us couples in Thailand, and so here we are with this poll. This is not a troll post and i think it is quite suitable for pub talk, lol. Hope this can yield some interesting results. It is one of the few scientific experiments i have conducted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Costas2008 Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) How often do you do it? Washing the clothes......twice a week. Washing the dishes.......once a day Mopping the floor..........3 times a week Cleaning the toilets........once a week Watering the garden.......every 2 days. Being on TVF......All the time......can't stop it. If I remember anything else.....I'll let you know. Edited February 4, 2015 by Costas2008 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crazy chef 1 Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 Watching an adult movie(alone)... Twice a week... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 Oh, thought this was about bowl movement................. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 Replace the word "week" with "year", and I will cast my vote. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Buffalo Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway) A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyHead Posted February 4, 2015 Author Share Posted February 4, 2015 This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway) A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions. Right, my head really must be empty, haha. I had no idea that's the way it would turn out and i can't go back in to change it now - it won't let me. I dunno if the mods could do it? Otherwise the poll will only work for people who been in a relationship for more than 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bannork Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway) A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions. Hello fellow species, look at the poll this way - if you have only had one partner how often were you jig-a-jigging in the first 5 years, then in the next 5 years and so on? If you have had more than one partner then alternate, the first 5 years with this one, the 5-10 years with the next. Or- in your first 5 years of sexual activity how often did you rub-a dub- dub with your better half then in your next 5 years how often did you exercise with whoever etc. Where there's a will there's a way ( Arthur Schopenhauer from The World as Will and Representation 1818) Sorry OP, I couldn't resist including the following sketch. My wife's not from Purley. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Lucky there are no milkmen in Thailand to lead our wives astray. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Once or twice a week with the wife, .. or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Anthony5 Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Nearly every day. Nearly on Monday, nearly on Tuesday, nearly.................... Edited February 4, 2015 by Anthony5 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AnotherOneAmerican Posted February 4, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2015 Whenever you want to, if she is a Thai lady. Whenever she wants to, if she is a western lady. Most women with kids have very low sex drive and would be happy with once a month or less. Difference being, Thai lady believes it is her duty to satisfy you, western lady doesn't give a dam_n about your needs. (Alternative view, Thai lady knows some slapper down the street is happy to take over) 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Lucky there are no milkmen in Thailand to lead our wives astray. I was a Postman during my working years do I qualify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway) A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions. Right, my head really must be empty, haha. I had no idea that's the way it would turn out and i can't go back in to change it now - it won't let me. I dunno if the mods could do it? Otherwise the poll will only work for people who been in a relationship for more than 10 years. Fixed poll for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yankee99 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Whenever you want to, if she is a Thai lady. Whenever she wants to, if she is a western lady. Most women with kids have very low sex drive and would be happy with once a month or less. Difference being, Thai lady believes it is her duty to satisfy you, western lady doesn't give a dam_n about your needs. (Alternative view, Thai lady knows some slapper down the street is happy to take over) this is pretty accurate! once or twice a day is the norm for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godden Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 for the first 6 months i could eat it, after that i wish i had. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estrada Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 How often do you do it? Washing the clothes......twice a week. Washing the dishes.......once a day Mopping the floor..........3 times a week Cleaning the toilets........once a week Watering the garden.......every 2 days. Being on TVF......All the time......can't stop it. If I remember anything else.....I'll let you know. Berating farangs who ignore me in Tesco...... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I do it almost every day... but I'm not married nor engaged But if I marry, I'm sure I will do it less... and will have to always do it with the same one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Agreed that the poll was not easy to interpret as was because of all fields required. I have had the same prtner for 13 years, married for 11 From 3 times a day it has reduced to about 1 time per month. My body weight has changed from skeletal to normal. Her family originally thought I was old, sick and near death when they first saw me. She admits her libido has decreased and at 43 worries about early menopause. Has even suugested I find a geek not too close by. But was extremely happy when I declined the suggestion. And if she is happy, I am happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbolai Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 It was about how often you clean your teeth. Should be after every meal. Who cares how many times you have sex and brag about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I knew my marriage was doomed when I raised this topic with my wife, the lack of intimacy... Her response was for me to go get a hooker... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I knew my marriage was doomed when I raised this topic with my wife, the lack of intimacy... Her response was for me to go get a hooker... Isn't that a game? When asking the question which cannot be answered, the response being "Can I ask a friend". You are lucky she gave you the correct answer and you were on your way immediately? Wow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xrey24 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 problem is: before I could do it all night long now it takes me all night to do it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillyflower Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Gosh!! Glad Costas explained to me what it was all about. I couldn't understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidee Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 unvalid poll having sex, you did not include the mia noi loooooooooooooooool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenchair Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Get the 2.5 kids out of your bedroom. That would probably increase your chances to at least once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquorice Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Not for a month, she's still sulking from last month................why? Well she had a shower, put on a very sexy nightie and her favourite perfume. It was obvious she was in the mood and highly aroused. Just as I was ready to climb into bed, she said, "Darling if you turn the bedside lamp off you can give it me up the a***. I guess I should have took the hot bulb out first! Edited February 5, 2015 by Faz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis7 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Interesting poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 How often do you do it? Washing the clothes......twice a week. Washing the dishes.......once a day Mopping the floor..........3 times a week Cleaning the toilets........once a week Watering the garden.......every 2 days. Being on TVF......All the time......can't stop it. If I remember anything else.....I'll let you know. Well Costas, I am surprised your boss gives you enough time-off from your housekeeping duties to allow you on TV Washing the clothes......never Washing the dishes.......never Mopping the floor..........never Cleaning the toilets........never Watering the garden.......never Being on TVF......twice a day; may be why I have no time for the other menial activities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 This poll ain't gonna work, cos apparently members must cave vote in each question, so those who haven't been together 5-10 and 10+ years aren't allowed to vote (don't know why it has to be that way on our polls in the forum anyway) A Non Applicable choice should be made available for the latter two questions. Right, my head really must be empty, haha. I had no idea that's the way it would turn out and i can't go back in to change it now - it won't let me. I dunno if the mods could do it? Otherwise the poll will only work for people who been in a relationship for more than 10 years. Well, don't worry, TV is going to post the names and votes of the members who participated; you can explain yourself before the TV Inquisition later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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