All that extra weight should sink Bangkok into the ocean for sure. Bangkok the Venice of the East.

So I wonder will Snow White be bar fine-able?
Sleep Beauty - for a sleep over..
Dwarves - Short time..

as long as they are happy to give up 51% to some strangers

+ needed bribery money to get the plans speeded up

+ free entrance for any police, military & their family & friends, kickbacks also accepted

I see. So Thailand is entitled to this, just sit back and wait for it. Nevermind the fact tgat Disney would have problems just trying to find enough talent to dress up in the character suits.

After I finished laughing and got back up off the floor, I actually could see this happening at some point.

As for the characters, they're here already: Yingluck as Minnie Mouse (or the Wicked Witch of the East, depending on your political allegiances), Chalerm as Goofy, you can guess the rest ...

I guess Abhisit is a shoe-in for Prince Charming ?

I see. So Thailand is entitled to this, just sit back and wait for it. Nevermind the fact tgat Disney would have problems just trying to find enough talent to dress up in the character suits.

After I finished laughing and got back up off the floor, I actually could see this happening at some point.

As for the characters, they're here already: Yingluck as Minnie Mouse (or the Wicked Witch of the East, depending on your political allegiances), Chalerm as Goofy, you can guess the rest ...

I guess Abhisit is a shoe-in for Prince Charming ?

I'd actually got him penciled in as Tinker Bell ... with Suthep as Geppetto ...

Wishful Thinking

Disney World coming to Thailand soon? Maybe in 30 years, maybe never.

There are now four countries with Disney Worlds (with respective 2012 monthly wages adjusted to purchasing power "parity" by OECD):

USA $3,263

Japan $2,522

France $2,886

Hong Kong $1,545

Compare to Thailand @ $489

However, Shanghai ($656) may get a Disney World - who can pass up potentially 3 billion annual vacationers? With 3 Disney Worlds in Asia, Thailand wouldn't stand a chance to host another. It would do better to update and expand Dreamland outside of Bangkok.

I think they should build a big wall around Isaan as big as the one in the west bank in Palestine. Then have one entrance with a big sign over it saying "Medevial World".

You are transported around on a rottovator tractor from town to town, eqch family gets their own translator. The medevial world theme park is ideal for the family or backers alike. With pay one time admission everything is free, food, acommodation and transport. The handy crafts are for sale though. Activities include hiking, farming fun, cock fighting, buffalo keeping, chicken shooting, country music, silk weaving, basket making, cooking classes.

Book your ticket now and recieve a free bottle of loa cow.

At times I think it's there already

So far only Mickey Mouse and Goofy.

I can see only Goofy and Daisy.....

Will they charge Farang ten times more than Thai's to get in ?

Seriously; with a Disney already not far away in Hong Kong why would they need another in SE Asia, and especially in Thailand ?

I think they should build a big wall around Isaan as big as the one in the west bank in Palestine. Then have one entrance with a big sign over it saying "Medevial World".

You are transported around on a rottovator tractor from town to town, eqch family gets their own translator. The medevial world theme park is ideal for the family or backers alike. With pay one time admission everything is free, food, acommodation and transport. The handy crafts are for sale though. Activities include hiking, farming fun, cock fighting, buffalo keeping, chicken shooting, country music, silk weaving, basket making, cooking classes.

Book your ticket now and recieve a free bottle of loa cow.

You are going to get a shellacking from the Village People, those westerners who have taken up residence with their good ladies in that Northeast Paradise.

Shell way, I'm only jesting

My favorite place is Safari world, the dolphin show is amazing and you can feed wild giraffes bananas.

By the way the tiger temple was a great day out until the animal wrongs turned up and ruined it. Got some happy memories of that place.

I can hear it now.....

" Maaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mickey Mao! Mickey Mao!

Question is:

Will they be excited about Disney's rodent or China's chairman???

I know a lot of Tinker Bells here.

I think they should build a big wall around Isaan as big as the one in the west bank in Palestine. Then have one entrance with a big sign over it saying "Medevial World".

You are transported around on a rottovator tractor from town to town, eqch family gets their own translator. The medevial world theme park is ideal for the family or backers alike. With pay one time admission everything is free, food, acommodation and transport. The handy crafts are for sale though. Activities include hiking, farming fun, cock fighting, buffalo keeping, chicken shooting, country music, silk weaving, basket making, cooking classes.

Book your ticket now and recieve a free bottle of loa cow.

You are going to get a shellacking from the Village People, those westerners who have taken up residence with their good ladies in that Northeast Paradise.

I live in Isaan and many of us agree with you.

With one exception.

No entrance from the south.

We don't want fat, dirty old sexpats that come here thinking they understand the real Thailand and expect our women to all be bar girl wanabees and strut around thinking they are something special.

You only get the desperate ones down there who have no choice but to put up with your disgusting filth in order to support their parents and children. ( pretty sad when you actually think about what you are doing huh?)

but you are special, a special problem.

Stay away!

You only make real expats in real Thailand ashamed of the losers from their home countries.

But hey!

It is nice to agree with you on something!

Disney will have to change the name of Mickey, Mouse... become Mou

No, with China as Thailand's new BFF, it will be spelled " Mickey Mao"

Thailand isn't Singapore or Shanghai. Nor are their fish. If the plan is to follow the Thai concept of Madame Tussauds, which is overpriced (and dual-priced, if Pattaya's Louis's is any guide) and underwhelming, Chaiwat might as well forget it.

Is this the "Thailand's Got Tallent" forum?

Great! Thailand needs a new ruins to visit

He must be mistaken! It's already here....they call it Pattaya!

yes and the rides are better

At times I think it's there already

its already in LOS - its called Pattaya but the rides are only for adults ...

"Western World" A theme park designed to mimic any western destinations culture, traditions and ways of life. Where you can shout, wear shoes inside the houses, tell people your problems, argue with your neighbours, fight outside the pub, embaress your friends, talk openly about politics, etc, etc.

I think the Thais would love this type of theme park. Let all that tension out properly.

This is a is a Disney Facade.....now if they could just take a page from Walt and do away with the class E tickets......one admission price for all........

Will prices for entry be 10 fold for foreigners

Sorry…, arrived here late…., but…, Is there a real wave pool at Siam Park…, or are they simply close out dumpers ? ;-)

The Hollywood pedophiles who run Disney will be right at home in Thailand.

OK kids here is Tomorrow Land, (from 55 years ago in the USA) here is Pirates of the ANDAMAN Sea and over here is Human Trafficking World. Sorry kids, no food or water in this part of the park. Just get in this little boat and sit here in the sun. OK?

I agree that Thailand doesn't have many serious attractions. How many temples does one need to visit during a holiday?

Disneyland can teach all Thai how to build proper parks 2015 standards, same as IKEA tought them how to build decent shops.

But i bet Thailand even doesn't have enough english speaking personell to employ there.