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One day, eight year old John Mick O´Reilly comes home from school, all teary eyes and snotty cheeked.

Mom says, "Honey! Wots wrong, me love?"

And John says nothing.

Second day, same thing.

And little John says nothing.

Third day, Mom accompanies little Jonnie to school and during roll call, the teacher calls out, " John O´Reilly"

No answer.

"John O´Reilly?" says the teacher.

at which point the mum, says, "John Mick O´Reilly!" in angry mum´s voice, and promptly her lad stands up. "Why did you not answer the teacher?"

The Boy replies, "Cos she keeps taking the Mick out of me!"

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