Another weapon in my arsenal when the local headmasters come pestering, oops I mean asking me to teach.

1 I don't want to thankyou. Reponse Mai pen Rai you have to do it because we want you to.

2 I can't speak Thai so how can I teach. See reponse above.

3 I'm an electrician not a teacher. Reponse What's an electrician, you can speak English + the rest of the above reponse.

4 My visa says no working allowed, you were going to pay me weren't you? Reponse, Er we see you later.

5 I don't want to see the inside of a prison cell. ( That's to be tried yet )

having a degree qualification

Then does that make them a better teacher than someone with out a degree?

PS this is not an attack on laulen. I just used his quote.

Lets face it in Thailand you need a degree to be a shelf stacker in a supermaket