Strangebrew Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Look dude when they said behead they meant the other head you dumb plick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Now boom-boom him pay only half price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I wonder if he sliced off the part that had his brain in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konying Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Wrong head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post greenchair Posted February 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2015 He needs to understand that this girl does not want to be controlled by his dicktatorship. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffinator Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Well at least (with any luck) that'll be another one that won't be able to breed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis7 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 what kind of a fool would do that to himself? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 women, they always want half when it's over... out comes the ginsu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingdoc Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Dragonfly94, I hope you are only speaking for yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie61 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 The man identified with only his first name, Hama. Could that be HAM by any chance? now only half a ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidee Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 attempted ... too small ? now he can become a she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Should of used the pickle slicer....works every time. Last time I worked at the pickle factory, I kept bragging about putting my schtup in the pickle slicer, but she was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 This was the same guy who claimed his tongue hurt every time he took a leak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kkup Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 He could of been trying to make a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 What was that about Darwin awards? Feeling hurt and resentful after argument? Go and get bladdered and get your end away. I don't quite see the logic in taking it out on the ol man. he got it right!! was feeling hurt and despair thus attempted the lobotomy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The manic Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 A bit of a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Curtis Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Hamless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwyn Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 ouchy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeyrobot Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I just had a cold shiver reading that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrowe1973 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 He could not afford short time or long time so he went with chop time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojorison Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 That'll teach her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 NeveSure post # 12 siampolee, on 19 Feb 2015 - 12:10, said: Perhaps he was a part time rabbi in need of some practice. Hama as a man's given name is Arabic. Do you fellows from the colonies actual understand when someone is taking the p**s. Shame you do not have a sense of humour. Oh hang on you do have a sense of humour you're from America I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harleyclarkey Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 What a right pri*k....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbolai Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) He has a very interesting story for his kids and grand kids and generations to follow. Maybe not so interesting? Edited February 19, 2015 by Jimbolai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaii69 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 cocked it up but a good try, don't blame him as sex is over rated anyway and women certainly areKiwi ? drag-onfly....'it's raining men, hallelujah!' Like the Thais say 'it's up you' drag.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccarty Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 More like a bizarre shaving accident me thinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcusd Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I D I O T or drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapom Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 That takes some balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 If it makes problems- get rid of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Kinda reminds me of the time many years ago when I was drunk one night and the Mrs. decided to leave me,,,,she packed all her bags and it wasn't until she took the only tube of toothpaste we had that I got really angry with her, so to get my own back I decided to shred all the cloths left in the wardrobe. When I woke up the next morning with an unmerciful hangover and started to remember the happenings of the night before....I immediately seen that she had left for sure....then I gingerly looked in the wardrobe only to see all my clothes in shreds lying in the bottom of it....I had shredded the wrong cloths. "The joys of drinking". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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