uptheos Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) Hire a ghost Yeah, I know a woman who would fit the bill, real scary. Edited February 27, 2015 by uptheos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew65 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Why, oh why do guys insist on a live-in GF? Unless you're going to marry the girl, never, never have her live with you. Especially BG's/ex-BG's. I see guys making this mistake time and time again. Why won't they ever learn? Not just in Thailand & with BG's. I have a friend who has been in Australia living with women, paying their mortgages etc, a serial offender!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernphil Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Why, oh why do guys insist on a live-in GF? Unless you're going to marry the girl, never, never have her live with you. Especially BG's/ex-BG's. I see guys making this mistake time and time again. Why won't they ever learn? Never give a sucker an even break. Or as I said somewhere earlier There are none so blind as them what don't listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taabot Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Sheldrite;will solve the problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTH001 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 You have to work out what costs more. Paying the police to get her out and change the locks, id estimate about 10k everything or give her a fist full of dollars, id say minimum 20k and id still get the locks changed. The cheaper option will bring about more tears than the latter. US$20K seem to be rather generous for a few week stay, don't you agree??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Ask her if she likes ladyboys....then go rent a couple and party like 1999.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddinChonburi Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I love the GHOST idea , Just jump up in the middle of the night and go running out screaming. act like the ghost is attacking you, jump on your motorbike and disappear for a few days. LOL Take your right hand, crab on and begin to pump several times. this will help you grow a pair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laolover88 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy 2 cheap air/bus tickets,,,we going on holiday...sure she on the plane? miss the plane/bus....change the locks...endless possibilities.....!! long drive into the country...abandoned with no money at PTT petrol station in Yala......Buy an outsize dildo...install 5 gay boys...not difficult to suspend/ turn off electric/water either. Use your imagination!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLock Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Have you never seen a Thai soap opera and how the Thai men treat Thai women? You have to be forceful, direct and aggressive. Being passive and nice is not the Thai way and Thai women see that as weakness. She has taken the aggressive role since you were too weak. Probably too late now, but you should have been a man from the get go and tossed her raggedy ass out the door. If she is a <deleted>, she is basically doing a sit-in for lost wages. Pay her 2,000baht per day for the time she has been there and then she will leave. It's not that hard kid. Why do those ill-equipped to be in Thailand come to Thailand? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MauiSteveBKK Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 As stated many times: + Have The Locks Changed. + Disappear For A Few Days. + Make Sure All Of Her Stuff Is Out Of The House. Leave It All For Her. + Get New Keys -- Never Give Her Another One. She's obviously smart. She's taking you to the cleaners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeCeDe Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hi, I am writing this on behalf of my friend. I don't want to call the police (only if last resort) as I am not sure they would help, I would rather do it another way. oh dear OP if your going to lie at least do it consistently I'm sure op would never lie, it's really hard to get tenses right in english, you've got yer his, hers, mine, yours. etc. The solution in Canada / US would be to give her everything, rent a tent and go live in a parking lot! Oh, and learn your lesson, I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starkey_rich Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Put a rolling tape of Barney the dinosaur on the DVD and play to 24hrs. I defy anyone to take that for more than a day. After seeing the crap Thais watch 24/7. Barney has not got a chance.They would lap it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Pm whereustay,i am sure he would be able to come up with a solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggo Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Have you never seen a Thai soap opera and how the Thai men treat Thai women? You have to be forceful, direct and aggressive. Being passive and nice is not the Thai way and Thai women see that as weakness. She has taken the aggressive role since you were too weak. Probably too late now, but you should have been a man from the get go and tossed her raggedy ass out the door. If she is a <deleted>, she is basically doing a sit-in for lost wages. Pay her 2,000baht per day for the time she has been there and then she will leave. It's not that hard kid. Why do those ill-equipped to be in Thailand come to Thailand? change that 2000 too 200......put her stuff in a bin liner......leave it out side.....don't feel guilty... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Please, release me, let me go, for I don't love you anymore... where's Engelbert these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I think the op is a troll yeah, he is a male trollop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 'I have thrown a few girls out in the past' Does your 'friend' (yeah right) let girls move in often only to regret it then toss them out later??? If so ... SOM NOM NA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boggle Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Use a bucket in the living area instead of the toilet. She is out of there. Serious suggestion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rykbanlor Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 He is thinking of just making her a maid as he needs one. Pay her 15,000 a month to clean everything, cook etc. He thinks this will make her leave soon. No he isn't. But if he is - refer him to Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jixuso Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I've heard this story before. Amazes me just how terrified foreigners are of Thais. ie: Thai men are all bionic muay Thai fighters who can destroy you over the slightest odd look. ie: Thai women can do whatever they want and we are powerless to stop them (physically or otherwise) because this is their country and we are powerless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loloal Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I've heard this story before. Amazes me just how terrified foreigners are of Thais. ie: Thai men are all bionic muay Thai fighters who can destroy you over the slightest odd look. ie: Thai women can do whatever they want and we are powerless to stop them (physically or otherwise) because this is their country and we are powerless. Ok but how do you avoid this : http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/771455-thai-girl-accidentally-injured-by-french-boyfriend/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fey Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 careful how you play it. if things get nasty she can cry rape and call the police. all it takes is a witness that has seen here living there or even a tuk tuk guy dropping you guys off there and you cant deny knowing her. thats why i always get dropped off at the corner if im with a lady i dont know that well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kennypowers Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Here's the thing. In the large majority of these situations the foreigner has tried not to pay for sex by giving the prostitute the impression that he likes her in a "romantic" way. He lets her stay with him, wines her and dines her and plays casanova. He gives her confusing messages about his intentions and acts in entirely the opposite way a normal paying client would. Then, when he's had enough of leading her on, he wants to kick her out fast. The girl then rightly is upset, angry, or both, at having ben led a merry dance and having missed out on the opportunity to earn money. The foreign man's ego tells him he must be a really handsome man. He feels empowered at having such control over an impoverished prostitute in a third world country, living out a fantasy that he has a woman that "just won't leave me alone". Well here's the truth. You're not irreplaceable and probably not as good in bed as you think. Pay the girl for the time you stole and let her get on with her life. And next time play by the rules and play fair. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hire a ghost Introduce her to you bag of toys from Clawed Warrior Industries and make videos and share with us all. It's a win win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) Here's the thing. In the large majority of these situations the foreigner has tried not to pay for sex by giving the prostitute the impression that he likes her in a "romantic" way. He lets her stay with him, wines her and dines her and plays casanova. He gives her confusing messages about his intentions and acts in entirely the opposite way a normal paying client would. Then, when he's had enough of leading her on, he wants to kick her out fast. The girl then rightly is upset, angry, or both, at having ben led a merry dance and having missed out on the opportunity to earn money. The foreign man's ego tells him he must be a really handsome man. He feels empowered at having such control over an impoverished prostitute in a third world country, living out a fantasy that he has a woman that "just won't leave me alone". Well here's the truth. You're not irreplaceable and probably not as good in bed as you think. Pay the girl for the time you stole and let her get on with her life. And next time play by the rules and play fair. If the above is not the case, and I suspect it really is, then the following may apply, depending on the girl: Same as offloading an obsessed stalker: be exactly not what they want. These kinds of Thai girls are not respecting you so why should you show any to them? "You are Thai in Thailand where family is everything. Here's 1000B for your air-con bus to Isaan. Now p*ss off." End of TV remote access. No more food in the fridge. No more sex. Broken record: GO AWAY. If she's not a nice person feel free to be totally obnoxious and weird. Leave turds on the shower room floor, etc. If you are prepared for violence or rape allegations, throw her stuff out of the door too and see above. - Next time, get a pre-op katoey that likes to be the man so there's some semblance of masculinity in the apartment. Edited February 27, 2015 by Squeegee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLock Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Here's the thing. In the large majority of these situations the foreigner has tried not to pay for sex by giving the prostitute the impression that he likes her in a "romantic" way. He lets her stay with him, wines her and dines her and plays casanova. He gives her confusing messages about his intentions and acts in entirely the opposite way a normal paying client would. Then, when he's had enough of leading her on, he wants to kick her out fast. The girl then rightly is upset, angry, or both, at having ben led a merry dance and having missed out on the opportunity to earn money. The foreign man's ego tells him he must be a really handsome man. He feels empowered at having such control over an impoverished prostitute in a third world country, living out a fantasy that he has a woman that "just won't leave me alone". Well here's the truth. You're not irreplaceable and probably not as good in bed as you think. Pay the girl for the time you stole and let her get on with her life. And next time play by the rules and play fair. Kenny, you are spot on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wabothai Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Looks like more than enough possibilities above. If none of them work take a run for it, and consider it a lesson learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Bringing in another girl could do the job too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jungle Jim Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Take her back to the bar you found her in or find her another foreign sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Hannah Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Tell her ghost stories.And pretend to see a ghost in rooms in your house.Then go out without her .If she ,s there the next evening.Pretend to see the same ghost by her.And go out without her again.She will soon leave.If she is still there on the 3rd evening do the same.But stay out over night in hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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