smokie36 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in. If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you. Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy.... One of these should work maybe better : Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the your previous GF who died/YOU MURDERED there before she moved in. Invite the mates over for an orgy....better plan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in. If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you. Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy.... One of these should work maybe better : Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the your previous GF who died/YOU MURDERED there before she moved in. Invite the mates over for an orgy....better plan. she and the OP might enjoy it and she will never leave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hire a ghost Rent a ghost ? I hired one for a party and considered myself quite a smarty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in. If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you. Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy.... One of these should work maybe better : Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the your previous GF who died/YOU MURDERED there before she moved in. Even better walk in with an old white bedsheet over you and tell her you're a ghost. Or completely ignore her a la "Sixth Sense" and sob "Why did you have to die in that motorcycle accident Lek ( or whatever)? WHY?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdecas Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 You should learn to relax, it is the female Thai way of showing that she loves you very much. After a few months you will hardly notice her 'cousins' when they come to visit, the twenty-four hours a day soaps on TV or the look thung parties that she throws. Chill, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> Alternatively to all these suggestions, you could just grow some balls. Pick her up and throw her out. Simples. proper geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) maybe he could take a non specific rodent home, and see if she goes He could start a poker grind, even though Thai's do like mamma noodles after a week of those morning noon and night she will leave of her own accord Edited February 27, 2015 by Soutpeel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkheat Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 Im at his place now, she is mopping the floor, the dishes are next. I think my shoes need to be polished too, I wonder if he can ask her to do that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonytigerbkk Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 maybe he could take a non specific rodent home, and see if she goes He could start a poker grind, even though Thai's do like mamma noodles after a week of those morning noon and night she will leave of her own accord I have very strong views on this matter but apparently I'm not allowed to mention them for fear of persecution. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Im at his place now, she is mopping the floor, the dishes are next. I think my shoes need to be polished too, I wonder if he can ask her to do that too. your mean you have just woke up and got out of bed and she is still there ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuang Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Your friend is in the habit of throwing out girls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Im at his place now, she is mopping the floor, the dishes are next. I think my shoes need to be polished too, I wonder if he can ask her to do that too. ask "him" to ask her to polish something else for you and your "friend" can watch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkheat Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 Its my boss, not me. He asked me what to do, so I posted his situation on here to see if anyone has had this happen to them before. He has given her until Sunday to find another place to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siam2007 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 another silly "behalf of my friend" thread where the OPs are ashamed to admit it's themselves 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gk10002000 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Just move out if possible. No more rent coming in, the hotel owner will take of business from there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Its my boss, not me. He asked me what to do, so I posted his situation on here to see if anyone has had this happen to them before. He has given her until Sunday to find another place to stay. well tell "your boss" the best practical course of action is to put his hand in his wallet, give her some cash as "travelling money" and send her on her way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cent Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Has your 'friend' been having sex with her the past three weeks she has been there? If so, and if he hasn't already 'paid' her (assuming she's a working girl or a facsimile thereof) he needs to pay up what is owed, say, 1,000 baht a day for her sexual 'services'. She will not be leaving unless she is paid what she believes is fair value for her 'girlfriend experience' services. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joboss Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Im at his place now, she is mopping the floor, the dishes are next. I think my shoes need to be polished too, I wonder if he can ask her to do that too. I'd try for a knob polish and suction clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Burp and fart like a red neck mountain man and she'll leave, tried and true method.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recycler Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Invite all your friends and tell them she loves gang bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post recycler Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Burp and fart like a red neck mountain man and she'll leave, tried and true method.... Doesn't work, have been doing that for years, only brings bad habits to the kids who do it too now, wife still there... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Take all her cloths and put it outside the door then lock the door Tell her She has to go Its that simple It seems you are too shy to do this 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidmann Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 go Gay get thai lady boy around ,he will sort it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy a pair of size 4 shoes and leave them next to yours outside the front door when she's due home. 'Face' does the rest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinmaew Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 The only way is to move apartments. i.e. once again in Thailand the only solution is "To flee the scene" - They will understand its part of their culture and will also save face. Come on give it a go! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post msealey Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 It's always a terribly frustrating situation when a girl simply won't leave because you; open the door to her, hand her money, free accommodation, food + have sex and treat her like your girlfriend. I would have recommended to stop doing all this to resolve the problem but this..... He is thinking of just making her a maid as he needs one. Pay her 15,000 a month to clean everything, cook etc. He thinks this will make her leave soon. .... this is a very shrewd move and your friend is wise, continue to have sex with the clingy girl whilst keeping all the other perks in place and give her a salary double what she's likely to get anywhere else. She'll certainly get a shock to her system when she realizes she's loaded and living in a nice place for doing trivial amounts of housework in between watching Thai soaps and cooking lovely Thai food with her extra shopping allowance. She wont last a day! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapeThai Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I think the op is a troll Or maybe he's fantisizing of a Thai girl which won't leave his apartment..... Maybe this gives him more courage to actually approach a Thai girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darkian Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 How the hell to guys get themselves in this situation? Seriously it seems that about 90% of the western guys that come to Thailand are just complete mugs, seemingly intent on being scammed and cheated out of every dollar and bit of freedom they have. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) I had this happen once - er wait - I mean a friend had this happen once. A one night stand but with a girl that lived in the same building. Paid and done, or so I he thought. She decided it was easier to just keep coming over to my his room all the time than go out and try to earn a living. Most of the time though "he" was gone or had someone else so she was out of luck. Then one afternoon she saw her chance ! "He" was alone in his room (she was spying through the bedroom window). Like a flash she was at the door, a quick knock and check of the door handle and she was in the room. Holy Mother of Mithra and Zeus ! Do you think I could get her out of there after that ? She started doing the waiing on the floor routine and crying. This went on for about an hour and I was doing my best to not blow my top. There was no damn way I was going to offer her money to leave (I didn't owe her anything and didn't want anyone else in the building to think they could pull the same stunt). It got to a point where I really, really wanted to grab her and toss her over the railing (we were on the 4th floor). Finally I told her I was going to see the landlady and get her booted out of the building (easy enough to do as she was living on credit anyways and they were making a lot more from me than from her). By the time I got to the stairs I heard her leaving my place. Spoke to the landlady and that was the end of it. That woman never spoke to me again and funny enough, I stopped by the building last week (I'd moved out 5 years ago) and she was there, having just arrived back from Nakhon Nowhere. She saw me, turned away and didn't speak a word. Perfect ! The last one I dumped was much easier. She went out one day (turns out she had a couple other foreign boyfriends and had to rotate through them to keep them on the hook), I changed the locks and left her belongings in a bag at the little guard booth at the entrance to the village. Sent her a text telling her to not bother coming back, where her stuff was and that I'd changed the locks. Then I blocked her numbers and deleted any connections (Line, Facebook, etc). My neighbours tell me that she showed up one day with some guy and a pick-up but couldn't open the gate so they left ! Now if I want them to leave I just try cooking some Thai food. One taste of my cooking and they can't leave fast enough !! (Remember, my cooking is what makes the soi dogs howl, and not in a good way !) Edited February 27, 2015 by Kerryd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthShore Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Put it to her three to four times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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