Can someone translate this love statement?

[DA3NDORPHIN3]

If i stole your heart & you stole mine,wouldn't that be the perfect crime?

Also,does it sound weird when translated to thai?Thank you

[Tywais]

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[Xircal]

Copy/paste it here: https://translate.google.com/#en/th/

And capitalise the letter "i" before you paste it.

The words come from a song by the way.

[wprime]

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