What's the most <deleted> you've ever heard talked in a pub?

[Ayutthaya11]

Yeah I know I'm talking B****ks just by posting this question but what the hell I'm bored.

Here is a fine example of talking .B****ks

But still you've got to love the man. Edited March 28, 2015 by Ashley1982

[arunsakda]

A guy told me it is legal to ride a motorbike up to 125cc in Thailand with a foreign license and no IDP, and he said he was "ex special forces".

[marko kok prong]

Knew a guy back in England,used to nick peoples hat,and take them to the toilet and crap in them,then put them back on the bar,it eneded when he picked on the wrong person and ended up in hospital.

[Scott]

Closed per OP request.