Thaivisa News Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Samut Prakan: – A drunken man tried to remove his foreskin and ended up almost cutting off his penis, police and emergency workers said. Responding to EMS hotline 1669 call, a team of emergency workers found the man in pain and lying in the pool of blood. They performed initial treatment at the scene to stop the bleeding before rushing him to Phra Samut Chedi Hospital. The incident happened at a rented room located near the songthaew bus stand in Phra Samut Chedi district. A ferry passenger was walking yesterday’s afternoon from the ferry terminal to the bus station when he heard a cry for help from a rented room. He saw Thongchai Padaeng, 33, in the state of drunkenness and soaked in blood around his crotch. He made the 1669 call. When police and EMS workers arrived at the scene, Thongchai was conscious but could not give a coherent statement due to pain and inebriation. The passer-by who made the emergency call said while waiting for the emergency medical service, Thongchai told him that he had used his shaving razor to remove the foreskin. While trying to stretch out and remove the foreskin, he said he accidentally made a deep cut on his penis. The passer-by said it was a coincidence that he happened to pass the rented room in time as Thongchai was so drunk that he was in a daze and could not help himself. Police said they would wait until Thongchai is sober before interviewing him on the incident. The hospital spokesman said the doctor had stitched up the razor cut. He also said that Thongchai would have to wait for his wound to heal in a few weeks before checking whether his penis could function again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Squeegee Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 If it stops him breeding it's a good deed for humanity. 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ratcatcher Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 Inebriation often causes a headache. In this guy's case his little head will ache. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issanaus Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Maybe his name was Richard and he wanted to shorten it to Dick My sympathy to Mr Head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He didn't know that special tools are required for microsurgery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NeverSure Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 Stop it. There's nothing funny about this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commerce Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 No more biggus dickus then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Local Drunk Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 This is why I read TV! I love it... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fatfather Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 Shouldn't this topic be moved to the DIY forum? Fatfather 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Costas2008 Posted April 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) Stop it. There's nothing funny about this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . C'mon, be a spoilsport......let us have some fun................. We are not speaking here about Bigus Dickus and his wife Incontinenta Buttocks.......just a little Dick Head. Edited April 19, 2015 by Costas2008 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan42 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 you don't any different tool to what the tool used, to turn Bulls into Steers, so he got off lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilSA1 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I believe they kept the foreskin and threw away the worthless part it had been attached to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavoTheGun Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Well at least he will not be a <deleted> for a while will he! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmyp Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I'm bewildered why an adult would want to get circumcised anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryfrompattaya Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Stop it. There's nothing funny about this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I agree we should stop it. But next maybe they should get a Rabbi to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) I'm bewildered why an adult would want to get circumcised anyway? Perhaps wanted to convert to the Jewish faith. More likely, he wanted the high and tight look. anyways....he probably won't be doing this a second time. Furthermore, his sex life is pretty much over for quite a while. All that hooker money can buy him a new cellphone. Edited April 19, 2015 by slipperylobster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie61 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Stop it. There's nothing funny about this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . nooooo..... brrrrrrppphahahaha....sad that he did not cut his balls off for genetic cleansing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwyn Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 The real reason he couldn't be circumcised is because there's just no end to this prick! He was just practising on himself before he offered his services to others. Don't know why he would bother as there is no pay for doing a circumcision... Although you do get to keep all the tips... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) ...with a razor...what about after-shave?...he probably drank that...hic Edited April 19, 2015 by klauskunkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minikev Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He should have used a ruler pulled and stretched it and anything over three inches could be lopped off with the safety of knowing there was an inch sprare before any real damage. The waste bit could have gone into a cow pat gung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 That is one big....oooops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Cringeworthy. I wonder if he just got rejected for having a foreskin.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 It's really simple. Snip, slip and Bob's your aunty...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I ouɔǝ pᴉp ɐ sǝlɟ loqoʇoɯʎ ɐup ǝxdǝɹᴉǝuɔǝp uo uǝƃɐʇᴉʌǝ sᴉpǝ ɐɟɟǝɔʇs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokie Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Bet he felt a right D ick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketboybkk Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Maybe he's just found out his father is a Jew & so thought he should 'do the deed' Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I had an ex-gf attempt to preform circumcision and more on me as she was being shown the door...I now hide all knives if there is going to be an unpleasant conversation with a Thai female... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 ....not funny...but nothing right about it either.....don't make him out as a victim please... ...God knows what else he might have done.....with the excuse of being drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 OH common How bad does it get that someone decides to give the government a piece of the action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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