Self-performed circumcision goes wrong

[Thaivisa News]

Samut Prakan: – A drunken man tried to remove his foreskin and ended up almost cutting off his penis, police and emergency workers said.

Responding to EMS hotline 1669 call, a team of emergency workers found the man in pain and lying in the pool of blood.

They performed initial treatment at the scene to stop the bleeding before rushing him to Phra Samut Chedi Hospital.

The incident happened at a rented room located near the songthaew bus stand in Phra Samut Chedi district.

A ferry passenger was walking yesterday’s afternoon from the ferry terminal to the bus station when he heard a cry for help from a rented room.

He saw Thongchai Padaeng, 33, in the state of drunkenness and soaked in blood around his crotch.

He made the 1669 call.

When police and EMS workers arrived at the scene, Thongchai was conscious but could not give a coherent statement due to pain and inebriation.

The passer-by who made the emergency call said while waiting for the emergency medical service, Thongchai told him that he had used his shaving razor to remove the foreskin.

While trying to stretch out and remove the foreskin, he said he accidentally made a deep cut on his penis.

The passer-by said it was a coincidence that he happened to pass the rented room in time as Thongchai was so drunk that he was in a daze and could not help himself.

Police said they would wait until Thongchai is sober before interviewing him on the incident.

The hospital spokesman said the doctor had stitched up the razor cut. He also said that Thongchai would have to wait for his wound to heal in a few weeks before checking whether his penis could function again.

[Squeegee]

If it stops him breeding it's a good deed for humanity.

[ratcatcher]

Inebriation often causes a headache. In this guy's case his little head will ache.

[issanaus]

Maybe his name was Richard and he wanted to shorten it to Dick

My sympathy to Mr Head

[canuckamuck]

He didn't know that special tools are required for microsurgery.

[NeverSure]

Stop it. There's nothing funny about this.

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[Commerce]

No more biggus dickus then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

[Local Drunk]

This is why I read TV! I love it...

[fatfather]

Shouldn't this topic be moved to the DIY forum?

Fatfather

[Costas2008]

Stop it. There's nothing funny about this.

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C'mon, be a spoilsport......let us have some fun.................

We are not speaking here about Bigus Dickus and his wife Incontinenta Buttocks.......just a little Dick Head.

[Stan42]

[tifino]

you don't any different tool to what the tool used, to turn Bulls into Steers, so he got off lucky

[NeilSA1]

I believe they kept the foreskin and threw away the worthless part it had been attached to.

[DavoTheGun]

Well at least he will not be a <deleted> for a while will he!

[timmyp]

I'm bewildered why an adult would want to get circumcised anyway?

[harryfrompattaya]

Stop it. There's nothing funny about this.

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I agree we should stop it.

But next maybe they should get a Rabbi to do it

[slipperylobster]

I'm bewildered why an adult would want to get circumcised anyway?

Perhaps wanted to convert to the Jewish faith.

More likely, he wanted the high and tight look.

anyways....he probably won't be doing this a second time. Furthermore, his sex life is pretty much over for quite a while. All that hooker money can buy him a new cellphone.

[eddie61]

Stop it. There's nothing funny about this.

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nooooo..... brrrrrrppphahahaha....sad that he did not cut his balls off for genetic cleansing

[Alwyn]

The real reason he couldn't be circumcised is because there's just no end to this prick!

He was just practising on himself before he offered his services to others. Don't know why he would bother as there is no pay for doing a circumcision... Although you do get to keep all the tips...

[klauskunkel]

...with a razor...what about after-shave?...he probably drank that...hic

[minikev]

He should have used a ruler pulled and stretched it and anything over three inches could be lopped off with the safety of knowing there was an inch sprare before any real damage.

The waste bit could have gone into a cow pat gung.

[slipperylobster]

That is one big....oooops.

[lust]

Cringeworthy. I wonder if he just got rejected for having a foreskin..

[PETERTHEEATER]

It's really simple. Snip, slip and Bob's your aunty......

[sirineou]

I ouɔǝ pᴉp ɐ sǝlɟ loqoʇoɯʎ ɐup ǝxdǝɹᴉǝuɔǝp uo uǝƃɐʇᴉʌǝ sᴉpǝ ɐɟɟǝɔʇs

[Lokie]

Bet he felt a right D ick...

[rocketboybkk]

Maybe he's just found out his father is a Jew & so thought he should 'do the deed'

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[ggt]

I had an ex-gf attempt to preform circumcision and more on me as she was being shown the door...I now hide all knives if there is going to be an unpleasant conversation with a Thai female...

[SOTIRIOS]

....not funny...but nothing right about it either.....don't make him out as a victim please...

...God knows what else he might have done.....with the excuse of being drunk...

[realenglish1]

OH common How bad does it get that someone decides to give the government a piece of the action