villagefarang Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 People get over yourselves. Of course I feed myself at the table. This is about road trips and any of you who haven't had some food passed your way while driving, I suggest you aren't married to a Thai. Or not a very good one anyway. Driving and eating are spiritually connected here, as is everything else and eating. It is sad to think some people have never been in a relationship where their partner tries to make them feel special by doing little caring things like preparing food or feeding you while you are too busy to feed yourself. Sometimes it could be a massage, a facial, a special meal, a trip or something traditional like flowers or a card. Yes, my wife has bought flowers for me too. Making your partner feel special should be a pleasure and done as often as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted April 26, 2015 Author Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) this is one of those posts that is couched as a troll, but still reveals many home truths about the poster and fails to succeed at being either amusing or worthy of serious discussion. i learned to feed myself when i was just a wee lad and have been managing to take responsibility for eating since then. as for the dangerous mountain switchbacks and inappropriately sized fruit, why would you want to eat while driving under those conditions anyways? has she quit peeling your grapes as well? Revealing home truths? It is what it is. she brings food along. The OP must be a monkey of some sort. Incapable of feeding himself. Or the old wife finally realized you are not an empire anymore, just an idiot farang Monkeys feed themselves very well. And she knew I wasn't an empire when she married me but she has a claim on me as a territory. Edited April 26, 2015 by canuckamuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir charles IV Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I actually find it irritating. Here I am driving focussed on the road and all of a sudden I see something from corner of my left eye fast approaching my mouth. What is it? I ask? Don't worry just eat darling. I reply darling u know I cannot eat anything. Just ask me if I want to eat xyz first so a) I can get ready for the "Aeroplane" or I may so no thanks. She replies ok good more for me the. She's so cheeky. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaeJoMTB Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I had to stop mine feeding me while at the wheel, driving along the road and discovering a deep fried cockroach in my mouth proved a bit too dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 People get over yourselves. Of course I feed myself at the table. This is about road trips and any of you who haven't had some food passed your way while driving, I suggest you aren't married to a Thai. Or not a very good one anyway. Driving and eating are spiritually connected here, as is everything else and eating. It is sad to think some people have never been in a relationship where their partner tries to make them feel special by doing little caring things like preparing food or feeding you while you are too busy to feed yourself. Sometimes it could be a massage, a facial, a special meal, a trip or something traditional like flowers or a card. Yes, my wife has bought flowers for me too. Making your partner feel special should be a pleasure and done as often as possible. We've only been together for three years and I don't drive when in Thailand so early days for us LOL However, in a previous life with a long term English g/f, not only would she not offer me food whilst driving, she insisted that we stop for one hour for her to take her leisurely lunch, despite the fact that she had brought forward the day of the channel crossing by a day and we needed to be driving non-stop to achieve that! (Driving from the south of Spain to Calais). My Thai wife constantly asks if I am hungry and often offers fruit (though I now, thanks to this thread, appreciate that the grapes were not peeled!). Finding ways to make my wife feel special is my top priority and that starts with total trust. She reciprocates by doing everything she can to make me feel special. Win Win! Thanks for the topic canuckamuck, just what I needed to read on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir charles IV Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I had to stop mine feeding me while at the wheel, driving along the road and discovering a deep fried cockroach in my mouth proved a bit too dangerous.i concur. I've been the victim of playing the complying good husband and just opening my mouth then realizing what went in was not welcomed. Out comes the tissue from her bag followed by a few sips of whatever drink I had in the console. Never again!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 You're doing this all wrong.. Make the wife drive, and you eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villagefarang Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 What's wrong with Thai bugs? I think they taste great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 You're doing this all wrong.. Make the wife drive, and you eat. Hire a driver, and take your wife to a restaurant for lunch. Cheapskates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaeJoMTB Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 You're doing this all wrong.. Make the wife drive, and you eat. That would be even more dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted April 26, 2015 Author Share Posted April 26, 2015 You're doing this all wrong.. Make the wife drive, and you eat. Sounds good, but I lose my appetite shortly after she takes the wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rightlineman Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Everyday she's cutting veggies or marinating some chicken or pork, before I even have my first and her coffee poured. Always on long trips khao pat or the like eaten at a safe moment (like I use to roll joints, "keep you eyes on the road and knees upon the wheel"!) and always something in the fridge. I can cook also, taught her to marinate and cook farang food, which she loves. Dirty feet-hands and mosquitoes are her #1 enemy...........she's not Thai......Isaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony5 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 We don't do sex while driving anymore. We don't do sex either in bed anymore........it's the facebook. you are lucky......sex with the own wife is one of the most boring things. Specially after she got fat... And I always read here that it are only the wifes in the west that get fat. Lucky I didn't believe and didn't marry a Thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonto21 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 My issue with my better half is not one of the successful docking of food while driving, on the computer.......riding the bike, (with full face helmet) or doing something with both hands that requires some concentration. It's stopping her from trying to feed me. I generally have a window of about 10 minutes from the last time I eat something were I'm safe'ish from being told I need to keep my strength up! I don't get upset with her, I know its one of her ways she showing she loves me......But there are times I am ducking and weaving like a champion boxer dodging the incoming morsel of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen tracy Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Why do you need to be fed? Are you a baby? Yet ANOTHER farang idiot, <deleted>, in LOS. You're lucky a member of the opposite sex is even interested in you let aloned married to you... I hope she has a good sex life outside the marriage to compensate with having to be with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussieroaming Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I suspect the large chunks are an attempt to muffle your vocal protestations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDS Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Does she peel your grapes as well ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonto21 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Why do you need to be fed? Are you a baby? Yet ANOTHER farang idiot, <deleted>, in LOS. You're lucky a member of the opposite sex is even interested in you let aloned married to you... I hope she has a good sex life outside the marriage to compensate with having to be with you Saucer of milk for one........Meeeeoooow! Are y having a bad day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) My issue with my better half is not one of the successful docking of food while driving, on the computer.......riding the bike, (with full face helmet) or doing something with both hands that requires some concentration. It's stopping her from trying to feed me. I generally have a window of about 10 minutes from the last time I eat something were I'm safe'ish from being told I need to keep my strength up! I don't get upset with her, I know its one of her ways she showing she loves me......But there are times I am ducking and weaving like a champion boxer dodging the incoming morsel of food. Oh, how we suffer LOL If such are the only things of note, then you must be doing everything right! Edited April 26, 2015 by laislica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiver Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) I had to stop mine feeding me while at the wheel, driving along the road and discovering a deep fried cockroach in my mouth proved a bit too dangerous.i concur. I've been the victim of playing the complying good husband and just opening my mouth then realizing what went in was not welcomed. Out comes the tissue from her bag followed by a few sips of whatever drink I had in the console. Never again!!!! ^^^ There might be some women that feel that way too. To OP, did you cave in and eat the wedding cake? I've never been married, but previous gf's were always attentive that I'm well fed (even though it's hot weather and I sit on my ass all day in front of a computer and don't need the calories, just the nutritional part). Never been fed while driving though, DUI doesn't always work out well. Edited April 26, 2015 by Shiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leither69 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Ha ha. Fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir charles IV Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Why do you need to be fed? Are you a baby? Yet ANOTHER farang idiot, <deleted>, in LOS. You're lucky a member of the opposite sex is even interested in you let aloned married to you... I hope she has a good sex life outside the marriage to compensate with having to be with youlighten up. Are u on medication? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Thea01 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Ahhhhhh OP, you are complaining about the feeding......ask about sex and how it has changed through the years......... It used to be hot......now she is more interested in her FaceBook, even when in bed What has gone wrong with our wives? Is it because there's no money, so no honey or little money, little honey? Maybe explains why many Thai men trade them in after they turn 35. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leither69 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Why do you need to be fed? Are you a baby? Yet ANOTHER farang idiot, <deleted>, in LOS. You're lucky a member of the opposite sex is even interested in you let aloned married to you... I hope she has a good sex life outside the marriage to compensate with having to be with youlighten up. Are u on medication? Yes. Mr serious. Get that sack of potatoes of your shoulder. Your leg is being pulled. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir charles IV Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Ahhhhhh OP, you are complaining about the feeding......ask about sex and how it has changed through the years......... It used to be hot......now she is more interested in her FaceBook, even when in bed What has gone wrong with our wives? Is it because there's no money, so no honey or little money, little honey? Maybe explains why many Thai men trade them in after they turn 35. i trade mine at 30. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] so there is some chance for Thai men. Well at least for 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terminatorchiangmai Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Stopped traveling with my wife years ago. That Improved my sex life and lost i 10kg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir charles IV Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Back on the topic. I once nearly got stabbed. U know those jumbo sized tooth pick looking wooden thingies used to spear a piece of fruit out of the plastic bags? Oh yeah definitely not recommended on remote bumpy roads. I'll be wearing my bike helmet next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted April 26, 2015 Author Share Posted April 26, 2015 Why do you need to be fed? Are you a baby? Yet ANOTHER farang idiot, <deleted>, in LOS. You're lucky a member of the opposite sex is even interested in you let aloned married to you... I hope she has a good sex life outside the marriage to compensate with having to be with you I would think that you guys who have no clue about being part of a normal Thai family would appreciate some honest illustrations of what goes on. It might not have occurred to you that the food is her idea. I am simply reciprocating the thoughtful gesture by receiving it. Personally I don't mind waiting to get somewhere before I eat, but food is the central social element here and I do my best to not be the outsider at every junction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Since when does a normal Thai family have a farang in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Why do you need to be fed? Are you a baby? Yet ANOTHER farang idiot, <deleted>, in LOS. You're lucky a member of the opposite sex is even interested in you let aloned married to you... I hope she has a good sex life outside the marriage to compensate with having to be with you WOW the hostility, so before branding someone and idiot of course your know the OP was being somewhat tongue in cheek with his post don't you?...or are you from the other side of the pond as well and struggles with sarcasm ? s All you have succeeded in doing with your little hissy fit is making yourself look like a complete tool.. remember this much dear boy, before calling someone an idiot and slagging someone off, it normally takes one to know one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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