Thai Bride Boom

[petecooper]

wow, i found this also on Lawrence Lynch's thai-professional.com Website.

not only does his website look cheap.....

"If you are, "sick to the back teeth" (as I was) with the new breed of twenty-first century woman. Disillusioned with the kind of de-feminised, over-sized, overbearing, self centred, mercenary minded lady available on the Western singles scene, whose middle name, should be "What have you done for me lately?"! Who is only out for what she can get - Perhaps you are not "Gods gift to women", (or perhaps you are; and are not appreciated!) feel that you may be past your sell-by date, or are a workaholic, young or old, with no time to socialise, or when you do experience the single scene you are completely disillusioned with it all. Whatever has been the final "Straw to break the camels back" in your mind - There IS an answer T.P.I. SERVICES ARE FOR YOU! - Let us make your dreams and aspirations a reality - WE DELIVER!!"

Lawrence Lynch (Proprietor)

I shudder to imagine the kind of person this ad is going to appeal to.

Oh wait, there's 5 of them walking down Sukhumvit Road now... (they're the ones wearing sandles AND socks)

[Spenthouse]

# 3995, # 3597, # 3549 and many others seem to share the same dressmaker!

[Schooner]

Here's an interesting fact. In June the US changed the fiancee visa petition 129F to include questions about the man such as if he has ever been convicted of domestic violence or other crimes. It strikes me that many of you are ignoreing the fact that many men who marry Thai women are <deleted> who mistreat the women. I can't believe the way some men treat there women and still expect loyalty.

A fool and his money are soon parted and if the Thai woman takes advantage of the more power to her.

[OlRedEyes]

It also deals with those who want to get married - it (British Embassy) records around 70 couples a week coming in to get marriage documents processed

Puts things a little into perspective re the horror stories doesn't it? This is only one embassy. Like to see the ratio of marraiges, official and unofficial:horror stories.

Case of the silent majority that works? Taking into account the vast cultural differences, it may turn out to be a very positive story....

A same-culture marraige going wrong, or even horribly wrong, is not news. A cross-cultural marraige going wrong is very newsworthy.... (?) ... to the very many who are so opposed to anything beyond their own little world, wishing to justify their abhorrance of 'dirty old men' marrying 'bargirls'. Thus it gets blasted on every news channel possible.

Edited September 7, 2006 by OlRedEyes

[OlRedEyes]

wow, i found this also on Lawrence Lynch's thai-professional.com Website.

not only does his website look cheap.....

"If you are, "sick to the back teeth" (as I was) with the new breed of twenty-first century woman. Disillusioned with the kind of de-feminised, over-sized, overbearing, self centred, mercenary minded lady available on the Western singles scene, whose middle name, should be "What have you done for me lately?"! Who is only out for what she can get - Perhaps you are not "Gods gift to women", (or perhaps you are; and are not appreciated!) feel that you may be past your sell-by date, or are a workaholic, young or old, with no time to socialise, or when you do experience the single scene you are completely disillusioned with it all. Whatever has been the final "Straw to break the camels back" in your mind

Lawrence Lynch (Proprietor)

I shudder to imagine the kind of person this ad is going to appeal to.

Oh wait, there's 5 of them walking down Sukhumvit Road now... (they're the ones wearing sandles AND socks)

Why? Seems to me if you have an anonymous poll of western males in this part of the world, that's about what the majority will say.

This does not say that all western females are anything like that. Just the majority maybe? I'd think it's pretty accurate too, but again, thats only my opinion. The phenomenon is nothing new, it's been addressed since the sixties. It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

PC does not neccesarily = true. Actually, mostly, PC = molding future attitudes, not present facts. Marketing, in other words. Say it long enough and it becomes true.

Edited September 7, 2006 by OlRedEyes

[petecooper]

This does not say that all western females are anything like that

......

It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

I know I'm getting off topic here but that statement is pure nonsense.

[rcm]

This does not say that all western females are anything like that

......

It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

I know I'm getting off topic here but that statement is pure nonsense.

I second that...what an statement

[Thaddeus]

This does not say that all western females are anything like that

......

It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

I know I'm getting off topic here but that statement is pure nonsense.

In this topic I don't think that pure nonsense is off topic..... and you are right IMHO.

With regards to the 'Girl of the month'

She works as an Officer.

She speaks fair English.

an Officer...... what's one of those then?

Obviously good ol' LL doesn't have a good enough command of the English language to understand her...... or perhaps he doesn't really care

[OlRedEyes]

This does not say that all western females are anything like that

......

It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

I know I'm getting off topic here but that statement is pure nonsense.

I second that...what an statement

The statement, as you call it, say's '... CITED...'.

Ever read 'Future Shock', amongst others? From the late sixties, early seventies.

Or is it the statement 'This does not say that all western females are anything like that' that you disagree with?

[Thaddeus]

Ever read 'Future Shock', amongst others? From the late sixties, early seventies.

No..... is it full of hetro females that turned gay?..... is it illustrated?

Where can I buy a copy

[Rumourz]

Guys,

Do you mind if your girlfriend/wife speak minimal English?

What happen if a Westerner (German speaker who speaks minimal English) with a Thai girl (who speaks minimal English too), do you think they will be getting on fine? as their conversation will be minimal and less quarrel for sure

[m155g0ld]

This does not say that all western females are anything like that

......

It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

I know I'm getting off topic here but that statement is pure nonsense.

Yep, we western gals can turn a poor guy gay just by looking at him!

LMAO!!!

[OlRedEyes]

Ever read 'Future Shock', amongst others? From the late sixties, early seventies.

No..... is it full of hetro females that turned gay?..... is it illustrated?

Where can I buy a copy

Sweet. And irrelevant.

[petecooper]

This does not say that all western females are anything like that

......

It's even been cited as a reason for the growth of homosexuality in the west.

I know I'm getting off topic here but that statement is pure nonsense.

Yep, we western gals can turn a poor guy gay just by looking at him!

LMAO!!!

Just to clarify my original comment was not meant to say anything about western women, since I disagree (mostly) with those comments, I was referring to

"Perhaps you are not "Gods gift to women", (or perhaps you are; and are not appreciated!) feel that you may be past your sell-by date,"

in my reference to "what kind of guys would this ad appeal to"?

Be that as it may, I think most of us are in agreement here that, ball-breakers or not, even the harshest woman is unlikely to turn a man gay! (Or vice versa for that matter.)

[Rumourz]

So.. nothing exist as --> Born Gay?

[m155g0ld]

So.. nothing exist as --> Born Gay?

If you read the previous posts that is exactly the point I was making Rumourz.

Firstly someone quoted that horrendous website which says:

"If you are, "sick to the back teeth" (as I was) with the new breed of twenty-first century woman. Disillusioned with the kind of de-feminised, over-sized, overbearing, self centred, mercenary minded lady available on the Western singles scene, whose middle name, should be "What have you done for me lately?"! Who is only out for what she can get - Perhaps you are not "Gods gift to women", (or perhaps you are; and are not appreciated!) feel that you may be past your sell-by date, or are a workaholic, young or old, with no time to socialise, or when you do experience the single scene you are completely disillusioned with it all. Whatever has been the final "Straw to break the camels back" in your mind

Lawrence Lynch (Proprietor)

Then someone said that this description of what is apparently your average western lady had somewhere been cited as a reason for the growth in the number of homosexual males in the west.

I was merely laughing my a*se off as that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard which led to my sarcastic post suggesting that we could turn a guy gay just by looking at him...

Geddit!??!

[phibunmike]

"Mr Lynch says he screens the women to make sure none has a background in bar work or prostitution. "

...and they are all board-certified virgins with at least one Nobel prize and have turned down offers of the Miss Universe title on not less than three occasions...

And while we're at it - shouldn't the title read "Thai Bride Boom-Boom..." ?

i wonder how he does that? maybe whips out the connect 4 - if they're <deleted> at it, they've passed.

I think it is just whether he recognises them or not

[Rumourz]

So.. nothing exist as --> Born Gay?

If you read the previous posts that is exactly the point I was making Rumourz.

Firstly someone quoted that horrendous website which says:

"If you are, "sick to the back teeth" (as I was) with the new breed of twenty-first century woman. Disillusioned with the kind of de-feminised, over-sized, overbearing, self centred, mercenary minded lady available on the Western singles scene, whose middle name, should be "What have you done for me lately?"! Who is only out for what she can get - Perhaps you are not "Gods gift to women", (or perhaps you are; and are not appreciated!) feel that you may be past your sell-by date, or are a workaholic, young or old, with no time to socialise, or when you do experience the single scene you are completely disillusioned with it all. Whatever has been the final "Straw to break the camels back" in your mind

Lawrence Lynch (Proprietor)

Then someone said that this description of what is apparently your average western lady had somewhere been cited as a reason for the growth in the number of homosexual males in the west.

I was merely laughing my a*se off as that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard which led to my sarcastic post suggesting that we could turn a guy gay just by looking at him...

Geddit!??!

Okay.. okay.. I fully understood now..

Edited September 7, 2006 by Rumourz

[OlRedEyes]

So.. nothing exist as --> Born Gay?

If you read the previous posts that is exactly the point I was making Rumourz.

Firstly someone quoted that horrendous website which says:

"If you are, "sick to the back teeth" (as I was) with the new breed of twenty-first century woman. Disillusioned with the kind of de-feminised, over-sized, overbearing, self centred, mercenary minded lady available on the Western singles scene, whose middle name, should be "What have you done for me lately?"! Who is only out for what she can get - Perhaps you are not "Gods gift to women", (or perhaps you are; and are not appreciated!) feel that you may be past your sell-by date, or are a workaholic, young or old, with no time to socialise, or when you do experience the single scene you are completely disillusioned with it all. Whatever has been the final "Straw to break the camels back" in your mind

Lawrence Lynch (Proprietor)

Then someone said that this description of what is apparently your average western lady had somewhere been cited as a reason for the growth in the number of homosexual males in the west.

I was merely laughing my a*se off as that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard which led to my sarcastic post suggesting that we could turn a guy gay just by looking at him...

Geddit!??!

Maybe I didn't spell it out simply enuff? Suppose I can't expect evrybody to actually first try and understand what i'm saying before they reply.

I keep forgetting the internet principle. Simple short sentences....

[t.s]

there is something sad about them all lined up in front of that palm tree.

Edited September 7, 2006 by t.s

[Thaddeus]

"Mr Lynch says he screens the women to make sure none has a background in bar work or prostitution. "

...and they are all board-certified virgins with at least one Nobel prize and have turned down offers of the Miss Universe title on not less than three occasions...

And while we're at it - shouldn't the title read "Thai Bride Boom-Boom..." ?

i wonder how he does that? maybe whips out the connect 4 - if they're <deleted> at it, they've passed.

I think it is just whether he recognises them or not

Go a little further into LL's philosophy...... http://www.thai-professional.com/etiquette.htm

[roguegirl]

there is something sad about them all lined up in front of that palm tree.

Er... they look like merchandise?

[t.s]

there is something sad about them all lined up in front of that palm tree.

Er... they look like merchandise?

worse, they look like merchandise with hope.

there is something surreal about the collection of photos, all with the same "dear [sic] in the headlights" look on their faces. disturbingly i am reminded of the photos at toul sleng.

[petecooper]

Agreed, it's NQR.

[m155g0ld]

There is a rival website (www.siam-intro.com) and this is obviously not 'friendly' competition!

Read more here: http://www.siam-intro.com/site/ThaiPrincess.htm

Edited September 7, 2006 by m155g0ld

[markuk]

i saw that guy in the documentary years ago, madehimself look like a right TIT, walking past Times Square i always wondered if it still operated. Website looks crap too....

[rcm]

There is a rival website (www.siam-intro.com) and this is obviously not 'friendly' competition!

Read more here: http://www.siam-intro.com/site/ThaiPrincess.htm

Thank you for this fabulous link...really entertaining...

[astral]

But there are yawning disparities that have to be bridged, in age, language and culture.

BBC

Rubbish

I never cease to be amazed how often my wife and I are totally in agreement.

[kmart]

there is something sad about them all lined up in front of that palm tree.

Er... they look like merchandise?

worse, they look like merchandise with hope.

there is something surreal about the collection of photos, all with the same "dear [sic] in the headlights" look on their faces. disturbingly i am reminded of the photos at toul sleng.

Oh, come now ts! Thats a little melodramatic, no?

You may have a point actually. A lot of them are bough,... sorry "chosen" by people who just want them to work in "spa's" and "sauna's" brothel operations in the UK, or other European countries.

The biggest worldwide crime at time of writing is "people smuggling", so i suppose a lot of these lucky ladies are at least fortunate to enter a country not crammed in the back of a trailer.

[Rinrada]

There is a rival website (www.siam-intro.com) and this is obviously not 'friendly' competition!

Read more here: siam-intro.com[/b]/site/ThaiPrincess.htm"]http://www.siam-intro.com/site/ThaiPrincess.htm

Thank you for this fabulous link...really entertaining...

For those at the Thai Food Festival he was the guy I was talking to outside the Beer Chang tent....supprise supprise.

No names or comments but they have been operating in LOS for about 20 years and for any old lags out there that have used them their mooto was a bit like the old British Caledonian airways slogan...ref :see ...you have a choice

I got to know them and used to help out with a bit of translation and also met quite a number of guys who used their services (but not me..honest guv)...hence all the Stag" parties in Soi C and the Offshore bar and the subsequent "weddings" at the Suk registry Office.....sanuk etc.

There are a couple of other similar outfits still operating over there...but their reputations says it all.

Horses for courses...et all that...