Heather Mills' Pussy

[Lacoste]

[Vespa]

is that b4 she shaved it ?

[suegha]

I knew I shouldn't have looked at this! Brill!

[niteowl]

I confess, I actually had to google Heather Mills.

Brilliant.

[Artisan]

The ultimate legover?

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a colleague a long time ago. He said that his wife had nice legs and then, after a while, added "Well, one of them is. The other one was ravaged by a dog".

[smartecosse]

funny but not very pc

[cowboygwe]

very good thank you

[Rdrokit]

Looks like she is a leg up on all of us.

[johnh101]

McCartney vs McCartney

Classic British humor

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife

are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes

about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

[Artisan]

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

[Mr Jones]

McCartney vs McCartney

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

thats so bad

[kurgen]

she wasn't content when he bought her a plane......she asked for a ladyshave for the other leg as well

[suegha]

This thread is really giving me agood laugh! Although I feel a little guilty...

[Rdrokit]

Cruel but absolutly halarious.............

[dr_Pat_Pong]

McCartney vs McCartney

Classic British humor

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife

are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes

about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

Heather won't have a leg to stand on when the matter goes before the Divorce Court

[cwilliam]

very good thank you

Great!She caught him on the rebound,put me on the jury she will have to pay him!

[thelegend]

Dont knock poor old Heather....she is the only woman I know off who can instantly decide when asked to put her best foot forward. Always loved a woman who is always half legless.