Lacoste Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 is that b4 she shaved it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I knew I shouldn't have looked at this! Brill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niteowl Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I confess, I actually had to google Heather Mills. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 The ultimate legover? Reminds me of a conversation I had with a colleague a long time ago. He said that his wife had nice legs and then, after a while, added "Well, one of them is. The other one was ravaged by a dog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartecosse Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 funny but not very pc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboygwe Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 very good thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Looks like she is a leg up on all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 McCartney vs McCartney Classic British humor It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped" "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather. It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney" Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Jones Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 McCartney vs McCartneyAfter his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather. thats so bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 she wasn't content when he bought her a plane......she asked for a ladyshave for the other leg as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 This thread is really giving me agood laugh! Although I feel a little guilty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Cruel but absolutly halarious............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 McCartney vs McCartneyClassic British humor It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped" "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather. It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney" Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe. Heather won't have a leg to stand on when the matter goes before the Divorce Court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwilliam Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 very good thank you Great!She caught him on the rebound,put me on the jury she will have to pay him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelegend Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Dont knock poor old Heather....she is the only woman I know off who can instantly decide when asked to put her best foot forward. Always loved a woman who is always half legless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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