cruisemonkey Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 PS: please expand a little more on the African ladies landing on your back problem, She fell out of the power lines wearing a paraglider harness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan42 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I'm a hard learner. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me? Nah, I need to be fooled at least 3 times before I connect the dots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgd1004 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Go to chiang mai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanng khao Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 While out driving and passing a petrol station feel the urge for a shit come on and think " I'm OK I'll hang on til the next one" and Go on a car journey without at least a couple of bog rolls in the car. A few years back I stopped at a PTT for a dump and went to the adjacent 7 11 for some bog roll. Massive queue at the till with my stomach churning and the mantra of " I'm goimg to crap my pants in front of everyone" running through my head. Paid for the roll, tiptoed my way to the toilet as running wasn't an option and got there just in time. And I do mean just. Wouldn't this be best kept to yourself? I'm a sharing sort of bloke :)that's excrement news.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar God Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Set up a Thai Ltd company. Pay a lawyer to get my visa. Live in a house without any shade trees. Bring four 20 year old bargirls back to my hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Date a bargirl.....half my age. I would have - but avoided being an expat instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Get married to a Thai woman Then you win and lose mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Set up a Thai Ltd company. Pay a lawyer to get my visa. Live in a house without any shade trees. Bring four 20 year old bargirls back to my hotel. Normally stating a list of things you'll never do twice is ineffective - there are exceptions however The third one Rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Queuing up to get back into Thailand in the immigration line on the Burma side after getting a passport stamp - with my Thai wife phoning me and telling me to hurry up - when I checked my right-hand pocket and realized to my horror that I had a small vaporizer and some weed in my bloody pocket. Then seeing a sign that said - "Anyone caught with Drugs in Myanmar gets the Death Penalty - No Exceptions" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKSnowBird Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Queuing up to get back into Thailand in the immigration line on the Burma side after getting a passport stamp - with my Thai wife phoning me and telling me to hurry up - when I checked my right-hand pocket and realized to my horror that I had a small vaporizer and some weed in my bloody pocket. Then seeing a sign that said - "Anyone caught with Drugs in Myanmar gets the Death Penalty - No Exceptions" That is an "Oh crap" moment for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arunsakda Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Ride a no AC public bus from CM to Pai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fey Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Figure the neighbor is smart enough to close the curtains when he requires privacy. Someone's always watching at almost any angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanng khao Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Figure the neighbor is smart enough to close the curtains when he requires privacy. Someone's always watching at almost any angle. I know what you mean, when I was selling my last house I was showing some prospective buyers the back bedroom and said be careful you can see the lady across the way naked in her room, no you can't shouted the wife, you can if you wedge yourself ontop of the wardrobe I said.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What's this bell in the bar for?? Its suprising how quickly a bar fills up. once you ring it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiesmith Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Go to a ping pong show with a table tennis racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttthailand Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Make a first impression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nice Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Take a gal home without knowing if it's free or the actual price beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKJASE Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 dig a well in hot season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 durian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 durian I Failed on this Count, having always gone back for Seconds - 'cos I Cool/Re-Fridge it beforehand yum yum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyHead Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Go to Pattaya, Phuket, or Koh Samui Leave the village during Songkran Marry a women less than 55kg....its all about estrogen Assume there is any sense here Do watersports (the kind that doesn't involve bodily fluids)...i am lucky to be alive Scream at my students, "Shut up!!", not expecting they know what that means, nor expecting a long silence and a few gasps Attend a village thing Eat chocolate in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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