overherebc Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 As from next Monday all Euros are to be printed on Greece proof paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Ouch, surely one for the Worst Joke Ever thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 But that's not all from the Greece jokes section. Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered aloud how on earth he could afford such a house.The Spaniard replied:‘ You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to construct a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, I could build this place.’ The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek mayor's house: gold taps, marble floors, diamond doorknobs, it was marvellous.When he asked how he’d raised the money to build this incredible house, the Greek mayor said: ‘You see that bridge over there?’The Spaniard replied:‘ No.’............... Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life. What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?I.O.U. Alex Tsipras has said that Greece will "Bounce Back".Just like it's cheques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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