What was the First Thing you ever said to your Wife or G/F when you First Met.

[NoshowJones]

When I first met my wife, the first thing I said to her was "your beautiful".

What about you? and tell the truth.

[ChaangNoi]

"How much for short time?"

It was too much, cheaper just to marry her

[SoiBiker]

"Hi"

[mgjackson69]

"Hello sexy lady"

[chrisinth]

Carlsberg quad lek sam krap.

She thought this was funny as, apart from the bad Thai, she was behind the reception desk of a hotel at the time.

And there were only two of us checking in.........

[CharlieH]

"you'll do" ! (but not out loud)

[stander]

"How was school today?"

[bannork]

2 chillis only please ( she sold somtam at the time)

[Tywais]

Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back.

[bannork]

Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back.

I bet she can though!

[JHolmesJr]

I would go for something she might hopefully find funny…."can I be your sick buffalo?"

[Ace of Pop]

I'm Pissed

[bannork]

Come on possum admit it, the first thing you said was," My name's John Jones, you may have heard of my famous brother, George Jones''.

[villagefarang]

After 18 years I can’t seem to remember but I do know it wasn’t anything to do with her looks. I learned long ago not to tell beautiful women what they already know and hear far too often.

[Pinot]

In my Brooklyn wiseguy voice, "How you doing?"

[elgordo38]

Hmm, can't seem to remember that far back.

Big bouquet of roses no doubt and whispered sweet nothings in her ear. If you cannot remember your showing your age.

[wow64]

Gezz you have big tits.. It was love at first sight.

[Singhajon]

Get your purse shortie you've pulled

[JAFO]

"Khor Thot Krub" in Thai. I will never forget it.

I met my now wife after I accidentally knock her plate of food out of her hand as she turned to go sit down. She said "Its Ok" in English. I was expecting "Mai Pen Rai"

[nidieunimaitre]

First met her on internet.

ME: where are you from?

SHE: I am from my room (meaning: I am not in an internet café)

Love at first sight euh first chat.

[slipperylobster]

said............"Hey!!! Nice Legs....what time they open?"

guess what country I came from !

Edited November 8, 2015 by slipperylobster

[mca]

Excuse me have your team finished September's P and L report?

( And who said the art of romance was dead)

[vogie]

I serious you, what you me.

[i claudius]

Actually it was HI , but then asked if she knew where i could buy copy dvds , I had been in BKK a long time and knew where , but i just pretended i didnt so i could start a conversation .

[DM07]

"No...I am not a handsome man!" ( seriously!)

[villagefarang]

I still can't remember but I am certain it was in Thai and not English.

[Brit_Doggie]

No I wont buy you a drink!.

[NoshowJones]

"Hi"

Is that all?

[NoshowJones]

"Hello sexy lady"

What did she say back?

[NoshowJones]

"you'll do" ! (but not out loud)

and she said to you "you will also do". who spoke first next and what was said?