After getting married, a couple goes to a hotel to consummate their vows.

When the man removed his shoes and socks, his toes were disfigured.

“What happened,” the wife remarked.

“When I was a child I had a disease called Tolio.”

“You mean Polio,” she said..

“No, Tolio, which only affects the toes,” he answered.

He then removed his pants which showed his knees all lumped up.

“What happened to your knees,” she asked.

“Kneesles, he answered. She said , “you mean measles, don’t you?”

“No Kneesles only affect the knees.”

He then removed his underwear and she looked at his thing and said,

“Don’t tell me. You also had Small Cox!”

just as funny the second time.