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Don't Lie To Mother

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A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner,

during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't

help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon,

was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship

between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than

met the eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know

what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I

are just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever

since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to

find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do

you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be

sure" said Paul.

So he sat down and wrote:

"DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE

FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID

NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT

HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE

PAUL"

Several days later, Paul received an email from his

mother which read:

"DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH

SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH

SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN

HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY

NOW.

LOVE

MUM

totster :o

:o

:o:D:D

just brilliant!

LaoPo

Classic. :o

Excellant! :o

:o:D:cheesy::D:cheesy:

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