German Killed Blowing up Condom Machine

SCHOPPINGEN – A German man was killed on Christmas Day while attempting to break into a condom machine after his bomb exploded prematurely.

The unidentified 29-year-old and two pals attempted blowing up the vending machine in Schoppingen, Germany to swipe condoms and cash.

But the man was hit in the head by a shard of metal when the bomb exploded before he could reach a safe distance in their car.

His friends rushed him to hospital, where he later died from his severe injuries, reported the BBC.

Full story: http://www.chiangraitimes.com/german-killed-blowing-up-condom-machine.html


-- Chiang Rai Times 2015-12-30

Karma really exists

I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things.

Darwin's theory continues.

"After his bomb exploded prematurely", classic, my compliments to the reporter.

a classic blow job

BOOM

A Gang-Bang without happy ending.

Edited December 30, 201510 yr by KKr

Dick head

Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?

The kind of bloke that blows up machines for cash is not really the type to use condoms, in my mind.

Some good puns coming out here, chaps. Like all of them.

I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things.

Yes he was.

In hospital his mates claimed that he had fallen down the stairs. When questioned by the police they admitted that their fiend's death "had something to do with the exploded condom machine"

On a less funny note: he had a 6-year old daughter.

Gives a whole new meaning to ''give me head,i'll use a condom''

Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?

Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them.

Edited December 30, 201510 yr by The Deerhunter

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Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?

Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them.

maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London.

Darwin's theory continues.

Add him to this years list

Blow and Go??

I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things.

"more conscientious and meticulous about these things. "

Meticulous about blowing up condom machines??

At any rate they apparently were intent on practicing safe sex at any cost ... assuming any of the condoms survived the explosion sans shards.

Or maybe not. Did someone count the condoms to determine none were missing?

No cash or condoms were stolen from the vending machine.

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Edited December 30, 201510 yr by Suradit69

I am not sure if German education is still good or have deteriorated like elsewhere.

They seem to have forgotten Newton's Law on equal and opposite reaction. Rubber bounces back...

Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?

Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them.

maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London.

Nice try but London is a MAJOR capital and still relatively safe; Munich is, well, just little old boring Munich which is loading up with dodgy sorts fast. I wouldn't even walk around there during the day.

You'd be better off comparing it with some similarly sized US city for effect.

a new definition of "premature ejaculation"

a new definition of "premature ejaculation"

Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?

Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them.

maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London.

What kind of parent are you, letting your daughter walk around town at 2:00 AM?

Just under the wire for the 2015 Darwin Award....

He should have worn protection, perhaps a cap?

Only in Thailand ............................Hey wait, this idiot was in Germany.

Anymore proof needed that Germany has become harmless over the last 70 years?

Germany has become a LOT MORE DANGEROUS over the last few months. Lots of young male horny religiously crazed migrants. Very likely one if them.

maybe but my daughter can still walk about in Munich at 2 AM without being raped or stabbed unlike London.

Nice try but London is a MAJOR capital and still relatively safe; Munich is, well, just little old boring Munich which is loading up with dodgy sorts fast. I wouldn't even walk around there during the day.

You'd be better off comparing it with some similarly sized US city for effect.

The fact that you say Munich is boring shows you know nothing about the place.

A failed blow job

I wonder if he was really an ethnic German. They are usually more conscientious and meticulous about these things.

Yes he was.

In hospital his mates claimed that he had fallen down the stairs. When questioned by the police they admitted that their fiend's death "had something to do with the exploded condom machine"

On a less funny note: he had a 6-year old daughter.

Well she will have something to laugh about when she is an adult and finds out how her father died.

I love it when i read stuff like this.Did he not think to maybe wear some form of proetction!!!!!!(ged it????)