My wife just old me that since I was born during a year of the tiger, I have to:

Go to a Chinese temple and pray

Buy 9 fish and release them

And buy two turtles and release them.

After I got up from the floor from laughing so much, she said that I had to do it for the family.

Now what?

My wife just old me that since I was born during a year of the tiger, I have to:

Go to a Chinese temple and pray

Buy 9 fish and release them

And buy two turtles and release them.

After I got up from the floor from laughing so much, she said that I had to do it for the family.

Now what?

Release your wife and pray at home.?

Sometimes it is easier to just go with the flow and try not to make sense of it.

Sometimes it is easier to just go with the flow and try not to make sense of it.

Yes...but remember, the flow always goes downhill.

i suspect even more Tiger poaching..................offenders should be put in a pen with the Tiger

Sometimes it is easier to just go with the flow and try not to make sense of it.

Yes...but remember, the flow always goes downhill.

Thai plumbers know different!!

My moo ban has boatloads of turtles in the lake. I will go capture some of them and send them to you.......

My wife just old me that since I was born during a year of the tiger, I have to:

Go to a Chinese temple and pray

Buy 9 fish and release them

And buy two turtles and release them.

After I got up from the floor from laughing so much, she said that I had to do it for the family.

Now what?

Release your wife and pray at home.[emoji38]

I too was born on the year of the tiger & when I talked my wife through the OP then your response, she released a little pee pee she laughed so hard.

Is that on the list?

The wife expects me to continue paying the bills, so I guess no change for year of the tiger.

Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate.

Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate.

I see.

Not much into buying animals, but I guess we can pick up a turtle and simply release it 1 second later.

Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate.

I see.

Not much into buying animals, but I guess we can pick up a turtle and simply release it 1 second later.

It is really a very simple effort. Buy pla suan from the market. Cost only 20 B each. Release the fishes in the klong with turtle. Peace and harmony restored.

The year of Monkey starts with Chinese new year for the Chinese but on April 13th for the Thai according to their tradition. Not on first January anyway. So you still have time to find the turtles....

Edited December 30, 201510 yr by AlfonsV

The next Year of the Tiger is 2022. Lots of time to plan!

Chinese Lunar New Year is on the 8th Feb. Yes, lots of time.

We saved this one last night from a pair of soi dogs on the road. Waiting for Sun down to release near the waterfall.

The original idea was I believe was Mung saw some fish struggling in an evaporating pool, then walked each fish cupped in his hand to a pool or lake of some sort.

This is the lucky aspect of it. It's looked upon as stupid or unlucky to buy for someone's profit, opportunist.

Anyway that's what the wife confirms to me.

I can confirm dtao don't like carrots.

Very Easy:

Go to a Chinese temple and pray

Buy 9 fish and release them

And buy two turtles and release them.

Do it for the family.

l'm the Year of the Pig.

My Chinese friends tell me that a Pig is "veeery lucky" "always have plenty money!"

Well l might not have plenty money but l'm not broke.

Visited a temple in China with my adult daughter & the girls selling jade figurines asked my daughter & l what year we were.

Shes a Tiger.

When they heard l was a Pig, they asked to touch me for "luck".

l told them to go ahead "Where would you like to touch(snigger)?"

Got a response from my daughter, a disapproving, "Dad!"

would it not be easier to get 'someone' to go jump into a lake?

All this fish releasing baloney. The above is what my reply would consist of

And as for the monkey - spanking sounds about right

Edited December 30, 201510 yr by WhamBam

2016 is the year of the Monkey. So just wait and have a few more beers.

I have to drink more piss and bang more anything I can everyday

I just laughingly read your story to my wife, and she says "that's right) and now wants me to do those things. I'm not laughing anymore.

I have to bone the wife more.

I have to bone the wife more.

It will be year of " The Monkey" just sayin' if that matters.... http://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/social_customs/zodiac/monkey.htm

Tiger, Monkey whatever huh...

Edited December 30, 201510 yr by joeyg

Forget the turtle and fish...purchase a couple of Rohingya slaves from human traffickers and release them...then you can really roar like a Tiger...

If you believe then do it. If you don't believe then no point doing it.

Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate.

Your wife is right and she is taking about the Chinese animal for next lunar year which happen to be a monkey year. Tiger and monkey don't get along and there will be challenges to your career, love, health etc. To overcome it, you need to be strong and control the monkey metaphorically. Do that for her and she will have a peace of mind. If really something happen, she will use that reference if you don't comply. All the best mate.

Buy the Monkey a gun......end of problem..................all nuts anyway

You don't have to worry about that for 7 more years. And your will be 36,48.60.72.or 84 like I Also you have to find out what kind of Tiger are you.Earth,Water,etc.

Edited January 2, 201610 yr by sanukjim