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Have You Heard The One About The Magician............

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Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

far two many inglish teatchers in dis forim

Edited by Mr Jones

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

i don't get it

3 piece suite...?

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

Ah, now you are being a Pedant!!!

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

i don't get it

3 piece suite...?

A three piece suite (prounounced sweet) is a set of furniture. Usually a 3 seater a 2 seater and a single seater. It's the large comfortable furniture you have in your lounge/sitting room. Hence the punch-line!

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

i don't get it

3 piece suite...?

A three piece suite (prounounced sweet) is a set of furniture. Usually a 3 seater a 2 seater and a single seater. It's the large comfortable furniture you have in your lounge/sitting room. Hence the punch-line!

ohh, i see what you mean...i didn't know the word suite could be used for furniture.

but...aren't suits(type of clothing) comfotable also?

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

i don't get it

3 piece suite...?

A three piece suite (prounounced sweet) is a set of furniture. Usually a 3 seater a 2 seater and a single seater. It's the large comfortable furniture you have in your lounge/sitting room. Hence the punch-line!

ohh, i see what you mean...i didn't know the word suite could be used for furniture.

but...aren't suits(type of clothing) comfotable also?

Comfotable ?

Never been comfoted.

Is it good ?

:D

PS I don't teach ingrish , I'm still learning it.

:D

Have you heard the one about the magician who accidently turned his family into a 3 piece suit ?

Later at the hospital he asked the Dr "How are they ?"

The Dr told him they where "comfortable"

The word is "suite"

:o

i don't get it

3 piece suite...?

A three piece suite (prounounced sweet) is a set of furniture. Usually a 3 seater a 2 seater and a single seater. It's the large comfortable furniture you have in your lounge/sitting room. Hence the punch-line!

ohh, i see what you mean...i didn't know the word suite could be used for furniture.

but...aren't suits(type of clothing) comfotable also?

Comfotable ?

Never been comfoted.

Is it good ?

:D

PS I don't teach ingrish , I'm still learning it.

:D

haha, oops. i meant comfortable, not comfotable...

anyways, i thought the joke was funny as the OP wrote it. i was confused when you said "suite" because i thought you meant a hotel suite. just an honest mistake. thanks for clearing it up though. i guess the joke is funny either way. =)

Quality. best joke by far.

Quality. best joke by far.

lol :o

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