I have closedly followed this forum for almost 6 months now and feel it is time to step forth and offer each and every one of you a Michelonian citizenship thereby avoiding the many pitfalls that we face as vsiitors to nations within Asia.

Under our Constitution and Bill of Right, all citizens have the right and are even encouraged to maitain dual citizenship.

Requirement for citizenship is that you hold a valid Passport of any Nation recognized by the United Nations, that you are at least 21 years of age and that you are able to communicate in written and spoken English.

Within the next few weeks we will be issuing the requirements for paperwork to attain our nations citizenship. There is a small fee to cover the cost of processing the applications.

Passports can be issued and requirements are very simple. Agian a small fee is required for a 6 year Passport.

There are some upcoming poitions within our Foreign Service and we will announce the Application Requirements in the near future. The positions are pro bono, however, benefits such as Diplomatic Passports are available. Anyone interested should add their comments ot this post. There will also be a web site established in the near future, to handle any qeustions that you may have and to keep you abreast of your rights and duties as future citizens of Michelonia.

Can I be world wide roving ambassador? I promise to save tax payers money by only travelling business class.

Mouse,

Can you explain a little more about this Michelonan citizenship?

Any Michelonia Elite Card available yet ?

How much for "short time"?

Is it OK if I take the positions of The Minister Of Foreign Affairs, Immigration and Revenue Department. Please confirm Ok?

Requirement for citizenship is..... you are able to communicate in written and spoken English.

mouse,

you realise that you have just ruled out most people on this board...including myself.

any entity without a 'Minister of Masturbation' portfolio is unworthy of further consideration...

I would like to apply for the position of Consul-General at your future Pattaya-Michelonian Consulate, and any diplomatic immunity that this would incur.

May I suggest purchasing a small island in the Andaman Sea from the Military Junta in Myanmar to base your new country, as this would make visa runs simpler for any citizens who do not qualify for a diplomtic passport.

Konangrit

Is it OK if I take the positions of The Minister Of Foreign Affairs, Immigration and Revenue Department. Please confirm Ok?

I wanna be Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs. OK by you George ?

Sign me up as well.

Who is in charge for the Ministry of Social Affairs ? I need some more pension...

I would like to be the Finance Minister so that we can make a loan from the world bank and bring the country to 1st world status just like Thailand.

Does anyone remember the movie "The Mouse that roared" It was Peter Seller as the head of a small nation that declared war onthe United Staets and then surrendered and received countless millions in foreign aid. Another twist would be to follow the example of Libyia and surrender our potential means of making WMD and then get financial aid from the World Bank, United Nations and other institutions of nations. WISH I HAD THE MONEY TO ACTUALLY BUY A SMALL ISLAND!!!

More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz

Applications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days.

I went to your site, mouse , congrats on your next baby due, your kids look great and your daughter is obviously pretty smart, to upload photos herself

Hi Mouse

You should be one of the 2 who escaped from my hospital a couple of months ago.

We already got back "Napoleon" since was pretty easy to recognize, what about you? Do you want go back home? All your friends are waiting for you: spider man, Napoleon, Nerone, Stalin ....

pleaaaaase come back home

No DUKE69 I am not one that escaped from anywhere. Just a bored farang that has a broadband connection and a lot of time on his hands. And having a great time playing around. Nothing wrong with that is there? It think that the rest of the world takes things too serious.

I will head the treasury with a free mandate !

Great site mouse, wish you and your family the best...

....now getting back to Ministerial posts for Michelonia

can I please be the "Minister for Wine, Plonk, and Other Grape Fermented Beverages"??

Anyone interested in a Cabinet level position must become a citizen first. See our web site that explains more at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz Feel free to contact my email address under my postings or the one listed at the web site.

More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz

Applications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days.

Have you got a title there Mouse ?

I'm easily bribed , blind in one eye and have a selective memory.

KURGEN FOR POLICE CHIEF

I'm easily bribed , blind in one eye and have a selective memory.

KURGEN FOR POLICE CHIEF 

Those are the prerequisite requirements for judges to be appointed to the Supreme Court.

If I'm made a judge I promise to pardon anyone stealing large amounts of cash, as long as I get a cut.

That should get the economy rolling.

KURGEN FOR JUDGE ( and jury )

I'm easily bribed , blind in one eye and have a selective memory.

KURGEN FOR POLICE CHIEF

Sorry no Germans as Policemen, No English as Chefs and no Italians as Auto Mechanics

However, we will accepts Germans as Auto Mechanics, Italians as Cooks and Englisk as Policemen.

http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz

No insults intended with the above post.

Citizen fees have been posted at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz All of the nations income is slated to to help kids in Thailand through various projects. There will be an emergency fund for actual citizens needing help for instant loans or grants of up to a USD100.

I went to your site, mouse  , congrats on your next baby due, your kids look great and your daughter is obviously pretty smart, to upload photos herself

I think that she is a pretty smart cookie and she insist instead that she is cookie smart

More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz

Applications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days.

How long wiull it be before forged passports for this "Nation" are available in BKK

They will not be forged passports but originals issued by our Department of State. Sir, How dare you? $#@!$#!$#

Again! see us at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz