mouse Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I have closedly followed this forum for almost 6 months now and feel it is time to step forth and offer each and every one of you a Michelonian citizenship thereby avoiding the many pitfalls that we face as vsiitors to nations within Asia. Under our Constitution and Bill of Right, all citizens have the right and are even encouraged to maitain dual citizenship. Requirement for citizenship is that you hold a valid Passport of any Nation recognized by the United Nations, that you are at least 21 years of age and that you are able to communicate in written and spoken English. Within the next few weeks we will be issuing the requirements for paperwork to attain our nations citizenship. There is a small fee to cover the cost of processing the applications. Passports can be issued and requirements are very simple. Agian a small fee is required for a 6 year Passport. There are some upcoming poitions within our Foreign Service and we will announce the Application Requirements in the near future. The positions are pro bono, however, benefits such as Diplomatic Passports are available. Anyone interested should add their comments ot this post. There will also be a web site established in the near future, to handle any qeustions that you may have and to keep you abreast of your rights and duties as future citizens of Michelonia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samran Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Can I be world wide roving ambassador? I promise to save tax payers money by only travelling business class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Mouse, Can you explain a little more about this Michelonan citizenship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjan Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Any Michelonia Elite Card available yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nam Kao Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 How much for "short time"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Is it OK if I take the positions of The Minister Of Foreign Affairs, Immigration and Revenue Department. Please confirm Ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samran Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Requirement for citizenship is..... you are able to communicate in written and spoken English. mouse, you realise that you have just ruled out most people on this board...including myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 any entity without a 'Minister of Masturbation' portfolio is unworthy of further consideration... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konangrit Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I would like to apply for the position of Consul-General at your future Pattaya-Michelonian Consulate, and any diplomatic immunity that this would incur. May I suggest purchasing a small island in the Andaman Sea from the Military Junta in Myanmar to base your new country, as this would make visa runs simpler for any citizens who do not qualify for a diplomtic passport. Konangrit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Is it OK if I take the positions of The Minister Of Foreign Affairs, Immigration and Revenue Department. Please confirm Ok? I wanna be Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs. OK by you George ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbkk1 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Sign me up as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjan Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Who is in charge for the Ministry of Social Affairs ? I need some more pension... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 I would like to be the Finance Minister so that we can make a loan from the world bank and bring the country to 1st world status just like Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Does anyone remember the movie "The Mouse that roared" It was Peter Seller as the head of a small nation that declared war onthe United Staets and then surrendered and received countless millions in foreign aid. Another twist would be to follow the example of Libyia and surrender our potential means of making WMD and then get financial aid from the World Bank, United Nations and other institutions of nations. WISH I HAD THE MONEY TO ACTUALLY BUY A SMALL ISLAND!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz Applications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 I went to your site, mouse , congrats on your next baby due, your kids look great and your daughter is obviously pretty smart, to upload photos herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke69 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Hi Mouse You should be one of the 2 who escaped from my hospital a couple of months ago. We already got back "Napoleon" since was pretty easy to recognize, what about you? Do you want go back home? All your friends are waiting for you: spider man, Napoleon, Nerone, Stalin .... pleaaaaase come back home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 No DUKE69 I am not one that escaped from anywhere. Just a bored farang that has a broadband connection and a lot of time on his hands. And having a great time playing around. Nothing wrong with that is there? It think that the rest of the world takes things too serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 I will head the treasury with a free mandate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Great site mouse, wish you and your family the best... ....now getting back to Ministerial posts for Michelonia can I please be the "Minister for Wine, Plonk, and Other Grape Fermented Beverages"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 Anyone interested in a Cabinet level position must become a citizen first. See our web site that explains more at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz Feel free to contact my email address under my postings or the one listed at the web site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatzApplications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days. Have you got a title there Mouse ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 I'm easily bribed , blind in one eye and have a selective memory. KURGEN FOR POLICE CHIEF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 I'm easily bribed , blind in one eye and have a selective memory. KURGEN FOR POLICE CHIEF Those are the prerequisite requirements for judges to be appointed to the Supreme Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurgen Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 If I'm made a judge I promise to pardon anyone stealing large amounts of cash, as long as I get a cut. That should get the economy rolling. KURGEN FOR JUDGE ( and jury ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 I'm easily bribed , blind in one eye and have a selective memory.KURGEN FOR POLICE CHIEF Sorry no Germans as Policemen, No English as Chefs and no Italians as Auto Mechanics However, we will accepts Germans as Auto Mechanics, Italians as Cooks and Englisk as Policemen. http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 No insults intended with the above post. Citizen fees have been posted at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz All of the nations income is slated to to help kids in Thailand through various projects. There will be an emergency fund for actual citizens needing help for instant loans or grants of up to a USD100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 I went to your site, mouse , congrats on your next baby due, your kids look great and your daughter is obviously pretty smart, to upload photos herself I think that she is a pretty smart cookie and she insist instead that she is cookie smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonguy Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 More official information about Michelonia can be located at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatzApplications for citizenship and other awnsers will be forthcoming in the following days. How long wiull it be before forged passports for this "Nation" are available in BKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 They will not be forged passports but originals issued by our Department of State. Sir, How dare you? $#@!$#!$# Again! see us at http://members.cscoms.com/~mglatz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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