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ELDERLY SEX

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,

had been going out with each other for a

long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided

it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner

and had a long conversation regarding how

their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements

and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided

it was time to broach the subject of their

physical relationship. "How do you feel about

sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she said, responding very carefully,

"I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment,

then, looking over his glasses, he casually

asked,

"Is that one word or two words?"

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Old farmer and his wife return from church after hearing a

sermon from a visiting firebrand preacher on "sin and

immorality".

"John" says the wife "do we have sexual relations" ?

"Don't think so" says the farmer "sure if we did they

would have come to your mother's funeral".

:o

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"When we have sex, Doctor, sometimes it gets very cold and sometimes very hot. What can that be?"

"Forget the old bugger", says she, "we has sex twice a year, once in summer and once in winter, that explains his hot and cold waves."

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