October 22, 200619 yr ELDERLY SEX An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Is that one word or two words?"
October 23, 200619 yr What a shame you had to explain an excellent joke. One of your best methinks. Yeah.....but he is Australian
October 23, 200619 yr Old farmer and his wife return from church after hearing a sermon from a visiting firebrand preacher on "sin and immorality". "John" says the wife "do we have sexual relations" ? "Don't think so" says the farmer "sure if we did they would have come to your mother's funeral".
October 23, 200619 yr "When we have sex, Doctor, sometimes it gets very cold and sometimes very hot. What can that be?" "Forget the old bugger", says she, "we has sex twice a year, once in summer and once in winter, that explains his hot and cold waves."
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