People stop me in the street to tell me I look half my age ......shit wait a sec....How do they know my age ?

I still look cool in them speedo's walking allong the beach with most of my nuttsack hanging out.

I moved to Thailand because of the climate, golf courses, the Thai food and cheap living.

Not cheap pussy.

Thai buffaloes are a very fragile species. They tend to get sick all the time. Must be the weather.

Almost all grannies in Thailand raise buffaloes.

I still look cool in them speedo's walking allong the beach with most of my nuttsack hanging out.

Don't forget the ones with the hairy ass crack to boot. Where are you guys from that you think its acceptable.

I still look cool in them speedo's walking allong the beach with most of my nuttsack hanging out.

Don't forget the ones with the hairy ass crack to boot. Where are you guys from that you think its acceptable.

I think we all know where they're from. The only country in the world that that still regards budgie smugglers as being acceptable beachwear, comrade.

These sandals look great with socks.

Thai buffaloes are a very fragile species. They tend to get sick all the time. Must be the weather.

Almost all grannies in Thailand raise buffaloes.

Or the old "'Kwai' is a title of respect."

"Prostitute is a very respected profession in Thailand."

<Singing in front of mirror> "You are so beautiful...."

10,000 likes on Thai visa will improve my life

If I wear my remaining 6 strands of hair in a ponytail no-one will notice I am bald.

I didn't like Red Shirts and Thaksin just because my Wife's Family did.[emoji233][emoji120]

Driving a Fortuna means I'm respected here,not sniggered at by the Locals

Prostitutes are not the same here as in other countries

Somebody broke into my room, they stole xxx,000 baht cash, my genuine Rolex and my brand new 30k iPhone.

No one knows what huge porkies I'm spouting every day.

Renting is cheaper than getting married.

The Thai Visa poster of the year award is very prestigious and well worth campaigning for. The winner had the everlasting respect of all other posters.

If I add "end of" to a debate that should be enough to make everyone else see sense.

I'm an expert on Thai politics because i post in the Thai news section of TV forum,but in fact don't know the difference between my earhole or my @rsehole concerning Thai politics.

I don't regret giving my wife's family 20,000 baht a month every month. They are honest, but poor and need it more than I do.

Sinsod is not a dowry.

Now this is incredibly funny and absolutely true.....

"I will destroy Transam on TVF"..............................

It's TRUE..........But not saying who........Not yet..........

People are interested in my petty forum rivalries.

Negative forum posters deserve respect...........

If I write "fact" in capital letters at the end of my post it means it is true.

FACT.

If I posted this, I'd get banned

I'd be arrested.

I never have problems with taxis in Bangkok !

If we were back in England we wouldnt need no police to sort him out ...int that right lads !