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Israel faces bill after Mossad agents get stuck in the mud!

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Israel faces bill after Mossad agents get stuck in the mud!

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KIEL, Germany: -- A muddy mishap by two Mossad agents on an overseas mission is set to cost Israel’s secret service.

The unfortunate pair were operating in German mayor Klaus Langer’s northern municipality of Quarnbeck when their car got stuck in the mud – requiring a rescue operation with a price tag of 1,263 euros!

Amid reports that firearms were found in the stricken vehicle, Langer demanded answers over why a foreign country is allowed to behave in this way, with machine guns that might frighten people who could see them.

It all dates back to December 2015 when the agents were sent to Kiel in northern Germany to oversee the transfer of a locally-built submarine to the Israeli city of Haifa

Given the cost of the spooks’ sticky situation, one can only imagine that in Mossad their name is mud!



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Muddy hell pair of dipsticks getting stuck.

Mossad agents, more like a scene from mr bean.

A false flag diverted by a natural disaster.

I see, so as long as you are overseeing a delivery you are able to carry machine guns in Germany.

But don't get stuck in the mud or you will be billed. tongue.png

Edited by Ulic

"German mayor Klaus Langer... demanded answers over why a foreign country is allowed... machine guns that might frighten people"

OMG! You might frighten people! shock1.gif

Jesus wept.

Oh well, he got his 14 1/2 minutes of fame.

I see, so as long as you are overseeing a delivery you are able to carry machine guns in Germany.

But don't get stuck in the mud or you will be billed. tongue.png

It's probably wise to be armed considering the number of third world Muslim migrants who have walked in last year.

haha. some joke mossad agents stuck in mud:) so wonder how they handle desert sand? do they stuck all the time?

funny, the security of israel is in stakes then if mossad agents are that incompetent!

haha. some joke mossad agents stuck in mud:) so wonder how they handle desert sand? do they stuck all the time?

funny, the security of israel is in stakes then if mossad agents are that incompetent!

If 1263 euros is all it costs to make you think that. P.s I wonder whether Thaivisa's resident false flag expert has anything to add.

haha. some joke mossad agents stuck in mud:) so wonder how they handle desert sand? do they stuck all the time?

funny, the security of israel is in stakes then if mossad agents are that incompetent!

If 1263 euros is all it costs to make you think that. P.s I wonder whether Thaivisa's resident false flag expert has anything to add.
1263 euros of american tax payers.

Usa needs to speak with israel to train their agents more about their driving skills:)

And it is not about money but if secret agents get stuck in mud and auto guns found in their car, we call it an international scandal.

Edited by Galactus

haha. some joke mossad agents stuck in mud:) so wonder how they handle desert sand? do they stuck all the time?

funny, the security of israel is in stakes then if mossad agents are that incompetent!

It wasn't always so...

Five of them were dancing on the roof of their moving van in New Jersey while watching the Twin Towers burn.

Edited by JingerBen

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