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Why do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

I'll take the first do as a don't..... no guilt feelings

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

whenever have the press been permanent ?

Why Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Would you like them to stop and assume they know everything?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Jane has a lady-shave ..... duh

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Jumpers are 100% pure wool, sheep have a higher animal content

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Not even going to answer that one

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

because truncated vocabulary is longer

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

do you really believe that?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Because it isn't his money and he isn't the one going broke

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Adaptive terminology, it used to be the traffic, now it's the heart rate.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Have you ever eaten it.... how do you know?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Maybe he was a closet Buddhist

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Pedants

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

But the people are still separated.... by choice?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Look in the mirror next time you shave.... same thing

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

empty vessels make most noise

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Because English is a screwed up adaptable language, don't analyse it, just accept it

If a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

To stop the staff from taking an early break

Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

see 'off'

Why is minimalism such a big word?

See 'off' and macrocosmic

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

Duh....

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Asteroids don't originate from Uranus

Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?

Ever tried stealing a door

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

I will not now, or ever make a slanderous comment about the USA... much as I would like too

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

See 'off' ..... :D

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Asteroids don't originate from Uranus

This is entertainment at its best :o
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Stop klowning around. Birds no have hair, na!

Why do restaurant staff pour beer into glasses filling one, and giving a dribble to the other? It's not because they want the customer to order more. They don't care and aren't on comission.

Turkish birds have hairy armpits :o
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Why is there a sign in the toilets at a Patong Hotel that reads, 'Please do not eat the white mints' and near the mat outside a toilet at paradise beach that says 'Please wipe your foot' (which foot?)
And at the door of the elavator in the royal palace " do not use lift in case of fire " how often does it set it self alight ?
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I've always thought that they did it because some important official (possibly even HM The King?) was passing through. I've seen long black limos surrounded by cops getting escorted through the city with coppers on every building / walkover etc.

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Thank you, Doza!

Why are there policemen standing on the elevated expressway past Central Pinklao. every few hundred yards, telling drivers (who can only drive forwards as there is nowhere else to go) to continue driving forwards?

OOPS , should look like this ...

I've always thought that they did it because some important official (possibly even HM The King?) was passing through. I've seen long black limos surrounded by cops getting escorted through the city with coppers on every building / walkover etc.

kankaroo

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Why do thousands of Thais in Pattaya ride around on their motorcycles without helmets when the police are constantly giving out fines?

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Why do thousands of Thais in Pattaya ride around on their motorcycles without helmets when the police are constantly giving out fines?

Why is the police still giving fines to the motorcycles riding around without helmets when they know thousand of thais in Pattaya will continue

to drive without helmet ?

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Why is it that you rarely see the boys in brown actually patrolling on foot, yet you can always find them in a bar or pool room somewhere? How do they get there? And why is it that they often leave with armfuls of grog and food? And what do they do when they've finished their repast - is this when they setup the checkpoints to get some tea money? If so, why do they need tea money when they never pay for their grog or food?

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Why do people post in here to up their post count?

Does anyone care?

Why would anyone want to up their post count???

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

:o:D:D Why do I find this so funny???

Why do you want to shoot tourists?

Do they actually allow people like you to carry guns?

Are you another of these "I'm an expat so now I don't like tourists" type?

Have YOU never been a tourist?

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

:o:D:D Why do I find this so funny???

Why do you want to shoot tourists?

Do they actually allow people like you to carry guns?

Are you another of these "I'm an expat so now I don't like tourists" type?

Have YOU never been a tourist?

Er, I think Farangsay was Joking! Why do you think he wasn't?

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Why does some people have no any sense of hiuour,irony and sarcasm?

Why do some people find arrogance humorous?

Why joke about shooting tourists when the freedom of gun ownership has brought so much misery?

Why do some need to direct their humour/irony/sarcasm to topics that can bring distress to others?

Why do we need this sort of 'humour' with the misery that is going on down south?

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