nikmar Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 So , after weve had a few drinks, my good lady goes to the fridge...opens it...and says... " mmmm...slime" Now Im thinking.."huh" Anything you hear that makes you stop and wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Is it possible she was looking for lime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bino Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Can't think of anything at the moment, but you have got me curious. what was the "slime" in your refrigerator that she was referring to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Turns out its our bo'ys play slime. His cousin is staying with us and bought it to play with. Still a good question though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Slime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeahSiam Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I bet the OP sat there and thought really, really hard about a topic he could a thread on. If this is all he could come up with, he should head for the nearest high rise and jump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I bet the OP sat there and thought really, really hard about a topic he could a thread on. If this is all he could come up with, he should head for the nearest high rise and jump Time to change your Meds again YS. Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore bitter you jump up with this beauty. Why attack the OP? Are you just jealous because he has a real wife and child, meanwhile your stuck in your rut? As you've been told a thousand times before on this forum, if you don't like it, don't read it. It really is time you wind your neck in old chum. How bout you run along to 7/11 and shout yourself an ice cream, go sit on the stairs, eT it and have a bit of 'self reflection' time and stop attacking all and sundry on this forum Have a good week, I pray your luck changes soon and you find some happiness yourself! OP, funny story about the slime, I sure as hell won't be making a trip to your refrigerator in the middle of the night.....what a repulsive thing to be kept in the fridge 5555 What the heck is it for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 3, 2016 Author Share Posted April 3, 2016 Well Im lucky my balcony is only about 3m off the ground. Thanks for the support Mr Neverdie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I bet the OP sat there and thought really, really hard about a topic he could a thread on. If this is all he could come up with, he should head for the nearest high rise and jump Time to change your Meds again YS. Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore bitter you jump up with this beauty. Why attack the OP? Are you just jealous because he has a real wife and child, meanwhile your stuck in your rut? As you've been told a thousand times before on this forum, if you don't like it, don't read it. It really is time you wind your neck in old chum. How bout you run along to 7/11 and shout yourself an ice cream, go sit on the stairs, eT it and have a bit of 'self reflection' time and stop attacking all and sundry on this forum Have a good week, I pray your luck changes soon and you find some happiness yourself! OP, funny story about the slime, I sure as hell won't be making a trip to your refrigerator in the middle of the night.....what a repulsive thing to be kept in the fridge 5555 What the heck is it for? It can't be as bad as keeping goats cheese in the fridge though. That stuff really stinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 It's pretty much extinct now but over the years I'd sometimes ask a question & get the response - "I'm don't sure".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan96822 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 "Big traffic." Yes, I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPI Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 How about "thank you very big!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laolover88 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 "You not love me. You only think yourself" And a Thai can say this??? Must be more mirrors, make up and hairbrushes in this house to aid thinking about myself than in any New York Beauty Salon! "You not good" "Not look after me" Well apart from the house, the land, the car, the motorbike, the fridge, the washing machine ,the air con, the clothes and my not chasing girls around town I suppose she has a point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 its not so much the lack of English skills with my wife as much as the lack of logic that makes me stop and take note. Statements such as " Fish are really clever because they have lots of omega 3." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grabitanrun Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I once heard a thai lady explaining a traffic jam caused by an accident - "car come, car go, car garden"........... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 The Missis once tried explaining plaa raa to me as "fish expire". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 You know - they are sometimes very accurate/literal in they are trying to convey once you reason it out.... Abstract and entertaining + usually cute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lounger Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Talking about the classical music concert at Tiffany's opposite Big C next week I simulate playing violin and trumpet ands ask "you like?" yes, yes yes. later she insists I was talking about " go lek Hotel near Big C" huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeHere Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I asked my missus "Where did you go today?"She answered "Manywhere!" I thought to myself "That was BRILLIANT!" A new word is born! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 In a taxi with an annoying Mosquito buzzing about... taxi driver asks me..."Mosquito in farang country you big? because farang big" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Turns out its our bo'ys play slime. His cousin is staying with us and bought it to play with. Still a good question though. So, your lady says something sensible, and you say, "Huh"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAS21 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 I once heard a thai lady explaining a traffic jam caused by an accident - "car come, car go, car garden"........... :-)So they missed each other... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soc Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 It's pretty much extinct now but over the years I'd sometimes ask a question & get the response - "I'm don't sure".... Or "l can't know". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 My Vietnamese wife, who had a great command of English, but never cussed, got very upset at someone and tried to call him one of his favorite profanities. She called him, "suckerbug." Took me a while to figure out what she attempted to call him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 Turns out its our bo'ys play slime. His cousin is staying with us and bought it to play with. Still a good question though. So, your lady says something sensible, and you say, "Huh"? Yep. She was looking for tomatoes, last thing i expected her to say was "slime". If she was looking in her mothers fridge, however, then "slime" would be a normal response. Mother doesnt like to clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza40 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 "You not love me. You only think yourself" And a Thai can say this??? Must be more mirrors, make up and hairbrushes in this house to aid thinking about myself than in any New York Beauty Salon! "You not good" "Not look after me" Well apart from the house, the land, the car, the motorbike, the fridge, the washing machine ,the air con, the clothes and my not chasing girls around town I suppose she has a point? Perhaps you drink and smoke too much??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza40 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 There was a Canadian youth show called "You can't do that on Television" back in the 70's? 80's? One of its features was various characters having buckets of green slime dumped over them for various indiscretions. I'm wondering if the OP's good wife was channelling from that show. I'm actually astonished most Thai women don't have square eyes from the amount of TV they watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgMech Cowboy Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Slime in the ice machine. Marvin Zendler, eye witness news. You had to be there... He is also well known for shutting down the 'chicken ranch' in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csabo Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Well Im lucky my balcony is only about 3m off the ground. Thanks for the support Mr Neverdie. Keep jumping until it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marquis22 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 When asked if I have put the fidsh in the flidsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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