A Texan cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila,

he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served

at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He

asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's

testicles from the bull fight this morning, a true delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation. Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one serving per

day because there is only one bull fight each

morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to

save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one and

only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he

called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much

smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull

wins."

chew on that!

Remembering that one for the lads

Ouch!!