pgrahmm Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 You can only get motivated to get out and do something between the hours of 11-2 & 5-12......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Why even go out to buy beer, just ring the mom and pop shop and order a home delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you only turn on the cold water tap in the shower, and it is still to hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Someone says "Would you like a beer?", and you reply "No thanks, it is too hot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Your best mate is named Sharkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you finish fixing something and after putting it all back together you throw away the leftover parts........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmaxdan Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When the answer to your question is: no have,can not and I'm not sure,,and that's coming from your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Your new son looks nothing like you but strangely resembles your wife's 'brother' who you are kind enough to let stay in the spare bedroom in your large country house because you are so jai dee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 You arrive home, and the wife greets you with a huge hug and a kiss.. "Daaaarling, you wouldn't believe what has just happened....??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 .....when you have to change your sim card seven times in one year to avoid being tracked down by amorous gold diggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiduncankk Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When, usually in a bar, you get talking to one of the ex special services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each... I prefer my inlaws to turn up with a suitcase each. My family sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttthailand Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When all the guys in Pattaya know your wife's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 .....when you can't walk past any gogo bar in Walking Street without having your name called out followed by "you forget me na?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiduncankk Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When passing wind, after a few days in the village, and it is not completely dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When your topic is moved to Pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days..... if for you its TROUBLE. then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days. Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon? You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon? Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLE .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeddah Jo Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When your wife starts asking about what life insurance policies you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiduncankk Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....if for you its TROUBLE. then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days. Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon? You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon? Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLE .. I think you will find that this is a 'tongue in cheek' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampdonkey Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....if for you its TROUBLE. then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days. Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon? You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon? Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLE .. Calm down, this topic is meant to be a bit of Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Yes, not a thumb up arse thread as read by the serious Sam's of TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you pull into the in-laws place for a visit & know that the ice cold AC in your car is the last cold environment you'll experience for the next 2-3 days.....if for you its TROUBLE. then it is a problem for life. not only for 2-3 days. Near in-laws place not have Hotel with aircon? You give money inlaws family? why not buy for you aircon? Why you not buy aircon if for you it TROUBLE .. I think you will find that this is a 'tongue in cheek' thread. It is part of the joke in every jokeand the rest is all true. And and of course I did not take seriously the topic. may be you a 'tongue in cheek' thread my post Ps on topic If you seriously think can be safely drive in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When your topic is moved to Pub. When your name is 'Poor Sucker ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When typing on the local internet forum becomes an obsession ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTee Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 When you are a Burmese hotel worker and a couple of tourists get murdered on your local beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 You go out sporting your first brand new Thai tattoo.... And all the Thais that see it snigger & cover their mouths to keep from laughing out loud..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 The only locals you talk to are the ones who's job is to extract money from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 ..you can't get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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