a deepseated fear

of surgical enhancement

and surgical interventions

into non-surgical procedures ............

causing massive expulsion

done with meditation

and incense burning ....................

not the hippie

yippie yippie shake

with whipped cream ..........

smothered with durian

and a cherry ..........

lost in Patpong

eating a footlong

kranski with mustard

bacon and onions

on sesame bun

for ninety baht

for each inch

of toxic goop

swimming in grease

with greaseproof wrappers

and anti acid

clogging the pipes.

Performance was down

yet productivity remained

yet productivity remained

less than good

because of drunk

morons that always..

spilled the queens