Wide ranging portfolio

that ranged from..

Dumb and Dumber

to Princess Mary.

Back at Strombolis

the volcano erupted

the volcano erupted

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east of Java.....

Brighton Beach actually

spouting Hot Rock

and huge lumps

of chav excretia

high into the

air pockets in

John Howard's tracksuit

with empty promises

and just like

costellos false promises

and blatant backstabbing

pushing the knife

with a sly

dishonest looking grin

piercing an artery

in Johnny's trackypants

in Johnny's trackypants

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while his sister.....

choked on Maccas.

. Donning his budgie-smugglers...

deceitful Johnny thrust

one eyed monkey

towards Janette, who

answered the telephone