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An infamous Thai...

katoey named Madonna...

from Sri Racha...

driving a Mercedes...

was stopped by........

a herd of...

wild Ozzie kangaroos...

Who were high...

on Mehkong Coke...

and (s)he died...

of the smell...

of their feet...

The Benz was...

a muff diving..

but bright red...

and horny, as...

an old Ladykangaroo...

buggering Visible threads...

which were deleted...

because of the...

decision of Pattaya's...

infamous tourist police...

who are extracting ...

a rather big...

unknown big scam...

jamaican drug dealing...

financed by CIA...

That's why the...

the Lady's a tramp,

to revisit nirvana.

"SaBai dee Mai"

said the Dr............................. :D

to KanWin who.......... :D

was doing his

.... imitation of the.....

time when he--

"Guardian, well said....!"

:D

interrupted Sobriety as

GlassDude searched for

the invisible thread

to no avail... :D

...it was in...

Kayos seriously large ...

mobile phone cover

"No way!" said

the yorkshire priest

immediately bringing out

His Leeds United,

yorkies fossilised, appendage

By a large

Transvestite from Tiffanys

trying to find

an identity amongst

the sour faced ...

threeword grouches who

cannot count up...

the amount of

bullsh*t being spoken...

from the tongue ....

or the laranyx

above the osophegus

in the oronasopharyngeal ...

with wheels on

for heavy cock-is (coxes -sic?)

. meanwhile back at...

the Kayotee ranch

(bunch of jokers)

the official joker...

and lover of...

beautifil, sexy Soph... :D

new to bedlam

new to bedlam

but member since....

we don't remember

coz we are...

crap at details

and very drunk.../

Soph's member since....

good ol' times

were had by

those who spared

the time to

.....or did you say spread?

the time to

spread jam on

fresh warm toast...

and boil the

bunny :o , then go..

for a mutual....

watching of ghostbusters ...

at the haunted.....

"Bedloom" on ThaiVisaDotCom..... :D

while gently carressing

her sexy foot...

in his genitals

which responded appropriately

and fell off.

and then rolled ...

under the carpet

and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

, picked up hard

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An infamous Thai...

katoey named Madonna...

from Sri Racha...

driving a Mercedes...

was stopped by........

a herd of...

wild Ozzie kangaroos...

Who were high...

on Mehkong Coke...

and (s)he died...

of the smell...

of their feet...

The Benz was...

a muff diving..

but bright red...

and horny, as...

an old Ladykangaroo...

buggering Visible threads...

which were deleted...

because of the...

decision of Pattaya's...

infamous tourist police...

who are extracting ...

a rather big...

unknown big scam...

jamaican drug dealing...

financed by CIA...

That's why the...

the Lady's a tramp,

to revisit nirvana.

"SaBai dee Mai"

said the Dr............................. :D

to KanWin who.......... :D

was doing his

.... imitation of the.....

time when he--

"Guardian, well said....!"

:D

interrupted Sobriety as

GlassDude searched for

the invisible thread

to no avail... :D

...it was in...

Kayos seriously large ...

mobile phone cover

"No way!" said

the yorkshire priest

immediately bringing out

His Leeds United,

yorkies fossilised, appendage

By a large

Transvestite from Tiffanys

trying to find

an identity amongst

the sour faced ...

threeword grouches who

cannot count up...

the amount of

bullsh*t being spoken...

from the tongue ....

or the laranyx

above the osophegus

in the oronasopharyngeal ...

with wheels on

for heavy cock-is (coxes -sic?)

. meanwhile back at...

the Kayotee ranch

(bunch of jokers)

the official joker...

and lover of...

beautifil, sexy Soph... :D

new to bedlam

new to bedlam

but member since....

we don't remember

coz we are...

crap at details

and very drunk.../

Soph's member since....

good ol' times

were had by

those who spared

the time to

.....or did you say spread?

the time to

spread jam on

fresh warm toast...

and boil the

bunny :o , then go..

for a mutual....

watching of ghostbusters ...

at the haunted.....

"Bedloom" on ThaiVisaDotCom..... :D

while gently carressing

her sexy foot...

in his genitals

which responded appropriately

and fell off.

and then rolled ...

under the carpet

and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

, picked up hard

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An infamous Thai...

katoey named Madonna...

from Sri Racha...

driving a Mercedes...

was stopped by........

a herd of...

wild Ozzie kangaroos...

Who were high...

on Mehkong Coke...

and (s)he died...

of the smell...

of their feet...

The Benz was...

a muff diving..

but bright red...

and horny, as...

an old Ladykangaroo...

buggering Visible threads...

which were deleted...

because of the...

decision of Pattaya's...

infamous tourist police...

who are extracting ...

a rather big...

unknown big scam...

jamaican drug dealing...

financed by CIA...

That's why the...

the Lady's a tramp,

to revisit nirvana.

"SaBai dee Mai"

said the Dr............................. :D

to KanWin who.......... :D

was doing his

.... imitation of the.....

time when he--

"Guardian, well said....!"

:D

interrupted Sobriety as

GlassDude searched for

the invisible thread

to no avail... :D

...it was in...

Kayos seriously large ...

mobile phone cover

"No way!" said

the yorkshire priest

immediately bringing out

His Leeds United,

yorkies fossilised, appendage

By a large

Transvestite from Tiffanys

trying to find

an identity amongst

the sour faced ...

threeword grouches who

cannot count up...

the amount of

bullsh*t being spoken...

from the tongue ....

or the laranyx

above the osophegus

in the oronasopharyngeal ...

with wheels on

for heavy cock-is (coxes -sic?)

. meanwhile back at...

the Kayotee ranch

(bunch of jokers)

the official joker...

and lover of...

beautifil, sexy Soph... :D

new to bedlam

new to bedlam

but member since....

we don't remember

coz we are...

crap at details

and very drunk.../

Soph's member since....

good ol' times

were had by

those who spared

the time to

.....or did you say spread?

the time to

spread jam on

fresh warm toast...

and boil the

bunny :o , then go..

for a mutual....

watching of ghostbusters ...

at the haunted.....

"Bedloom" on ThaiVisaDotCom..... :D

while gently carressing

her sexy foot...

in his genitals

which responded appropriately

and fell off.

and then rolled ...

under the carpet

and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

, picked up hard

boiled eggs that

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(you guys are missing something......)

and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

delicious morning breakfast...

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(you guys are missing something......)

and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

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(you guys are missing something......)

and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother............... :o

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

with Christmas goodies...

since Toxin's away...

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

with Christmas goodies...

since Toxin's away...

visiting Brit-the-Mav-a-Rick in...

an obscure bar...

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

with Christmas goodies...

since Toxin's away...

visiting Brit-the-Mav-a-Rick in...

an obscure bar...

in boyz town...

where they met...

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

with Christmas goodies...

since Toxin's away...

visiting Brit-the-Mav-a-Rick in...

an obscure bar...

in boyz town...

where they met...

some FalsePlayingSevenWordInOnePosting tv.commers...

poledancing with some...

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

with Christmas goodies...

since Toxin's away...

visiting Brit-the-Mav-a-Rick in...

an obscure bar...

in boyz town...

where they met...

some FalsePlayingSevenWordInOnePosting tv.commers...

poledancing with some...

guy that's called...

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and the Katoeycleaninglady...

who couldn't count

one, two, three...

instead of onetwothree...

took both balls....

...and slammed them...

, picked up hard...

boiled eggs that...

had joined the...

rest of the...

delicious morning breakfast...

that had been...

sitting there since...

served by Katoeycleaninglady'smother...

said Off-ski to...

the corrupt policeman...

Who really was...

Toxins' bank manager....

without any morals...

filling his pockets....

with Christmas goodies...

since Toxin's away...

visiting Brit-the-Mav-a-Rick in...

an obscure bar...

in boyz town...

where they met...

some FalsePlayingSevenWordInOnePosting tv.commers...

poledancing with some...

guy that's called...

George.W. Bush

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