rapidly towards earth

spiralling out of

the heavy energy

comes a comet

with giant apes

clamoring for bannanas

and kidnapping women

for dubious purposes

bringing them home

to see parents

E.T. go home

or phone home

he was jailed

and kept astray

by delicious warders

with jangling keys

and dangling bits

just hanging there

with a note

from his mother

what in hel_l

are you doing

with that soap

and died suddenly.

The Next day

and died suddenly.

The Next day

we went to

the royal oak

with that soap

opera star from

the Miami Vice

faking macho powers