in Texas are

dam_n fine BBQribs!!

straight from the

Bush family freezer

rotting away because

the fridge broke

Bush can't afford

to be heroic

after another fiasco

he's thinking Iran

should become glass

but wrong again

it's really plastic

masquerading as another

ignorant, liberal politician

saving the world

like bob geldoff

on acid playing

an air guitar

naturally looking stupider

than benny hill

lusting after women

With his stupid

mouth wide open

and his eyes

blood shot because

a vampire slayer

a true legend

was sucking his

finger instead of