international advertising has

always been twisted

and distorted by

the broken mirror

on the wall

who's the drunkest

of them all

(sorry, had to do it)

'tis I, said

Samak's inebriated driver

with a slur

and a hiccup

and a slight

case of murder

to be discovered

by another adventurer

called proffessor emmit

the well renowned

Pattaya culture minister

and frequenter of

bars and clubs

in and around

Jomtien jumping station

look out above

not another banker !

looking out for

his golden parachute

before he jumps

off bar stool

landing perfectly in

a hissy fit