Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Did you also know that in the recipe for Angels on Horseback, not only are there no Angels, but no Horses either. Oh my, that makes me guffaw. Edited October 4, 2014 by Chicog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I do apologise, for a moment there I was unable to contain my mirth. Better save it for tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dennis as a lad with his dad! Looks like his dad was on 70s team paedo Did you know that 'nookie' was originally called 'B O L L O C K S the Bear' Sounds more honest than the "nookie" very sinister speaking of B O L L O C K S, Gyldenbollockes was actually a British surname in medieval times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Did you also know that in the recipe for Angels on Horseback, not only are there no Angels, but no Horses either. Oh my, that makes me guffaw. I could imagine your surprise when Devils on a Donkey is served up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotsira Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Did you also know that Joey Barton reckons that the top team managers in recent years have had Wenger on Toast! Quite amusing : http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29485408 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellydog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Did you also know that in the recipe for Angels on Horseback, not only are there no Angels, but no Horses either. Oh my, that makes me guffaw. Chiccy huffing a spliff ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Did you also know that Joey Barton reckons that the top team managers in recent years have had Wenger on Toast! Quite amusing : http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29485408 Come on fella, this is way off topic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotsira Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Did you also know that Joey Barton reckons that the top team managers in recent years have had Wenger on Toast! Quite amusing : http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29485408 Come on fella, this is way off topic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dennis as a lad with his dad! Looks like his dad was on 70s team paedo Did you know that 'nookie' was originally called 'B O L L O C K S the Bear' Sounds more honest than the "nookie" very sinister speaking of B O L L O C K S, Gyldenbollockes was actually a British surname in medieval times Interesting so victoria can't take any credit for Davids nickname! Preserved Fish was also a name in Church records from the 17th Century ,which is topical, as we were discussing Bombay Duck recipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Right. Have you all finished ejaculating? I'm trying to concentrate on Lambert v Pellegrino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dennis as a lad with his dad! Looks like his dad was on 70s team paedo Did you know that 'nookie' was originally called 'B O L L O C K S the Bear' Sounds more honest than the "nookie" very sinister speaking of B O L L O C K S, Gyldenbollockes was actually a British surname in medieval times Interesting so victoria can't take any credit for Davids nickname! Preserved Fish was also a name in Church records from the 17th Century ,which is topical, as we were discussing Bombay Duck recipes. Perhaps she was actually referring to his blood lineage or referencing David's footballing style as being comparable to the great Joffrey Gyldenbollockes, right mid for the House of Ginger Mist from 1140 to 45. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22 Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho' Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Did you also know that Joey Barton reckons that the top team managers in recent years have had Wenger on Toast! Quite amusing : http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29485408 And Joey Barton knows all about football having played for the top teams like, er, Newcastle, and er, er, QPR, and having won the er...... Er..... Well I expect he's won something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho' Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men Would have been shot for lowering company morale I would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Tell you what though. If I was in a football stadium where there was a fire or a bit of a crush on, I don't think I'd want to be surrounded by Liverpool fans. ( Comment based on Liverpool FC representation on this thread) As for Joey Barton. He got one thing right. Arsene does not perform well against the top teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 ^ To be honest son, if you were in a football stadium, the rest of the place would soon be empty....a bit like the threads you inhabit. I've given you long enough you sad t.w.a.t. Time to join the irrelevances in room 101, Byeeee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho' Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men Would have been shot for lowering company morale I would think. or in the executioners words...."you're a <deleted>, you're a <deleted> now, you've always been a <deleted> and the only thing that probably change is your going to be an even bigger <deleted>" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Why do I suddenly feel happier? Lallana?,,,,nope, Hendo?.....nope. Blow job?.....maybe!!......Nah, I've got it now.....Pish flaps in room 101. Happy Days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Have you all finished ejaculating on the Chelsea thread yet? Will Liverhampton finish higher than Southampton? Will Arsene win the CL? Will van Gaal make CL? Will Chelsea beat Arsenal tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) 1 in 4 potatoes in Britain end up as chips Edited October 4, 2014 by BangrakBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Why do I suddenly feel happier? Lallana?,,,,nope, Hendo?.....nope. Blow job?.....maybe!!......Nah, I've got it now.....Pish flaps in room 101. Happy Days! were you part way through getting a nosh when you typed that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 During WWII British soldiers had 3 sheets of toilet paper a day, while the Americans had 22Pish flaps has 50.....only 2 of them for his arse tho' Probably would have been court marshalled for flooding the trenches with Pish, drowning his own men Would have been shot for lowering company morale I would think. Whose taking care of Toure's morale? I asked it on the City thread. No reply. Whose taking care of Hazard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 1 in 4 potatoes in Britain end up as chips & the rest end up on Evertonian's shoulders... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Potatoes were the first food grown in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Feeling lucky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Potatoes were the first food grown in space. I wonder if any of them ended up as chips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, phone your wife to take the egg out the pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Why do I suddenly feel happier? Lallana?,,,,nope, Hendo?.....nope. Blow job?.....maybe!!......Nah, I've got it now.....Pish flaps in room 101. Happy Days! were you part way through getting a nosh when you typed that? Sshhhh....missus might be watching! Ban Chang I love you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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