Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Motorists, since most traffic accidents happen within a mile of the home, simply park your car more than a mile from there and walk the rest of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Methinks we have the same list Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you". Edited October 4, 2014 by Chicog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellydog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Chelsea thread taken over by a horde of potheads ! Best thing that's happened here since i can't remember when. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. Methinks we have the same list alt=biggrin.png> Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you". Edited October 4, 2014 by kurtramsbottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Jellybean seems more interested what's going on here than at Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 ^ And after an exceptional season last season it seems somebody is wiping the smile off Liverpool's face. And Luis is much better off in Barcelona. PS. Sturridge is lightweight without Suarez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 May as well join in https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzC0zS6IMAEgxDu.jpg:large 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 How'd you do on FPL lads? Average so far for me. H2H had Stevie G as Captain so bullet dodged there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 How'd you do on FPL lads? Average so far for me. H2H had Stevie G as Captain so bullet dodged there yep average, but still got some big guns playing tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 May as well join in https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzC0zS6IMAEgxDu.jpg:large Yep. That's what the GI's said in My Lai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Dutch afterburner n. The romantic act of having your girlfriend fart in your mouth, then blowing it up her nose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Me too mate....including a surprise Captain! Edit edit edit <deleted> edit Jeez Bob, I never even thought of that one! Let you know how I go tomorrow! Think I might lose a friend tho'!!!! Edited October 4, 2014 by wilai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 ^Me too mate....including a surprise Captain! Bloody hell, Sakho (of the hammer variety) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) edit was too bloody late I see. Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy! Edited October 4, 2014 by wilai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Can't argue with this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 edit was too bloody late I see. Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy! Shrewd business, I can't drop Costa at this rate, although thought about it. I brought Pelle in last week, on form and freed up some cash need to tighten my defense. 17th at the minute. I was top 2-3 until the last 3 weeks last season and got mown down in the TV league 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) bucket fanny n. A spacious vagina. Also Tardis t w a t. Edited October 4, 2014 by BangrakBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45Mustang Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Until tomorrow then. 14.05pm. October 5th 2014. Stamford Bridge. Chelsea FC v Arsenal FC. Star attractions. Cesc Fabregas ( Chelsea FC and Spain.) Willian Borges da Silva ( Chelsea FC and Brazil ) Jogo Bonito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 edit was too bloody late I see. Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy! Shrewd business, I can't drop Costa at this rate, although thought about it. I brought Pelle in last week, on form and freed up some cash need to tighten my defense. 17th at the minute. I was top 2-3 until the last 3 weeks last season and got mown down in the TV league Beer Lao and Udon are big threats...Udon stalking me as he is in half my leagues!!! Thought I'd try WH this week as the Arse can't balls up again v Chavs...can they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 One before I go...Thanks to Steve Rothery's beautiful guitar work for the last hour! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Byf1IM-IMAASmZt.png:large 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 lickalotopus n. Latin name for a tuppence licker (qv) of prehistoric reptilian proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 edit was too bloody late I see. Sakho?....He who dares Rodney, He who dares Where are you anyway? (position wise?). PM if shy! Shrewd business, I can't drop Costa at this rate, although thought about it. I brought Pelle in last week, on form and freed up some cash need to tighten my defense. 17th at the minute. I was top 2-3 until the last 3 weeks last season and got mown down in the TV league Beer Lao and Udon are big threats...Udon stalking me as he is in half my leagues!!! Thought I'd try WH this week as the Arse can't balls up again v Chavs...can they? WH at home to QPR worth a punt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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