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I love animals, they taste great.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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