Do you ride a motocy.

[Trujillo]

I only use that term if I am speaking Thai.

This is in the same vein of older farangs with their young, well-paid-for trophy babes (or older noodle-cart women) who insist on dumbing down their own language to suit their under-educated farmer girlfriend. It's pathetic really. What a way to spend your retirement years; speaking broken English like a Neanderthal.