WishWashMan Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Wife said they werent hers she was holding them for her mother. Upon further invetigations friend found out MOMMY is 85. His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.? I had to leave...................hahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddhistVirus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 At least she is practising safe sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Nothing wrong with minding her brothers condoms for him. Edited June 1, 2016 by sipi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Rainy season. Probably uses them to keep water out of the guns barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? Exactly. Calling BS on this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamkyong Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 or maybe just fantasizing about his wife/mil in a condom situation mmmmmm sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? Exactly. Calling BS on this post. Yeap...if the OP is going to troll, he should at least do it with some semblance of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Nothing wrong with minding her brothers condoms for him. Should "brother" be in quotes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirtless Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Its a great story, if true 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WishWashMan Posted June 1, 2016 Author Share Posted June 1, 2016 Its a great story, if true 555 True or untrue lesson to be learned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealbash Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Its a great story, if true 555True or untrue lesson to be learned! Yes, don't look in the wife's purse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracas Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Do you have a telephone # for the Mum ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai3 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 People do have a lot of 'friends' on here, if mom was 85 mrs is about 45, not really worth getting up a sweat about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebluewater Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Does "mum" have any teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of the story is... Always keep your condoms in your car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelomsak Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? Exactly. Calling BS on this post. My father in law is 89 and my wife is 47 why do you call BS on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Your friend should have stuck a pin through them, put them back in wires purse and kept quit and wait for a result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 "Wife said they werent hers she was holding them for her mother. Upon further invetigations friend found out MOMMY is 85. His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.?" What was your friend doing in your wife's purse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Given the username of our OP it could all of course just be wish wash. Wish wash = Speech or writing deemed banal or foolish. Edited June 1, 2016 by stoneyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? Exactly. Calling BS on this post. My father in law is 89 and my wife is 47 why do you call BS on this? Most women give birth in their 20's, 30's tops. You seriously need to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireMedic Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Maybe she has an itch you can't scratch......so someone else is scratching it. Or she's not getting enough money from you so she's doing a little extra on the side to keep the lifestyle she wants. Edited June 1, 2016 by FireMedic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelomsak Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? Exactly. Calling BS on this post. My father in law is 89 and my wife is 47 why do you call BS on this? Most women give birth in their 20's, 30's tops. You seriously need to ask? Most women are not this women's mother. . My mother had her last son at 43. Lats daughter 42. It was quite the surprise.when the sister came but the brother was a real surprise. Why do you use what most people do as a reason to doubt. My wife's mother was near her father's age so really it is not an issue it is very possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinisaan Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Damn rubber things.... Edited June 1, 2016 by lostinisaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandgroper2 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Topics here just get more amazing by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kai ham yai Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 At least she is practising safe sex. So did I... till I fell off the safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Rainy season. Probably uses them to keep water out of the guns barrel. ...sleeping bags for mice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler1973 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 From the title this looked like another example of 'post hot button topic title ... OP never appears in thread again' classic and you nearly got away with it but you over reached on the age of the Mum If you'd have said the Mum was 54 then you'd have pages of guys talking about how they banged a 50 year old and she was amazing and also how it's possible but for sure the wife is cheating and so on Lesson for next time you make up a story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Wife said they werent hers she was holding them for her mother. Upon further invetigations friend found out MOMMY is 85. His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.? I had to leave...................hahahahahaha. Should have told her you know she's lying - as her mom never required you to wear a condom..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bantex Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 At least she is practising safe sex. So did I... till I fell off the safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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