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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.


She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.


I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”



And the moral of the story is...



Always keep your condoms in your car!


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"Wife said they werent hers she was holding them for her mother. Upon further invetigations friend found out MOMMY is 85. His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.?"

What was your friend doing in your wife's purse?

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If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? facepalm.gif

Exactly. Calling BS on this post.

My father in law is 89 and my wife is 47 why do you call BS on this?

Most women give birth in their 20's, 30's tops. You seriously need to ask?

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Maybe she has an itch you can't scratch......so someone else is scratching it. Or she's not getting enough money from you so she's doing a little extra on the side to keep the lifestyle she wants.

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If the Mum is 85, how old is his wife? Sixty five? facepalm.gif

Exactly. Calling BS on this post.

My father in law is 89 and my wife is 47 why do you call BS on this?

Most women give birth in their 20's, 30's tops. You seriously need to ask?

Most women are not this women's mother. . My mother had her last son at 43. Lats daughter 42. It was quite the surprise.when the sister came but the brother was a real surprise.

Why do you use what most people do as a reason to doubt. My wife's mother was near her father's age so really it is not an issue it is very possible.

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From the title this looked like another example of 'post hot button topic title ... OP never appears in thread again' classic and you nearly got away with it but you over reached on the age of the Mum

If you'd have said the Mum was 54 then you'd have pages of guys talking about how they banged a 50 year old and she was amazing and also how it's possible but for sure the wife is cheating and so on

Lesson for next time you make up a story :)

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Wife said they werent hers she was holding them for her mother. Upon further invetigations friend found out MOMMY is 85. His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.?

I had to leave...................hahahahahaha.

Should have told her you know she's lying - as her mom never required you to wear a condom.....

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