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a Thai lady says to her farang ATM "darling can you give me 200,000 baht?"

"are you ting tong?" he says "200,000 baht! what do you want that for?"

"I want to get silicone implants for my tits" she replies

"no way" he says " no way"

"but my love" she says "all my friends have had theirs done and it's not fair if you wont give me money to have mine done"

"look" he says "go into the toilet and splash water up and down your cleavage"

"but that wont make my tits bigger" she replies

"love" he says "you've been doing to your arse for thirty years and thats f***ing huge"

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